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The Shark Channel
[ Shark Channel logo appears ]
Announcer: Tonight on The Shark Channel - cable's only network to feature all-shark programming..
[ show images of sharks swimming through the water, eating chum, etc. ]
Announcer: Their jaws average two feet in width, and act like a deadly vise. Tonight at 9:00 on The Shark Channel: "Great White: Inside the Jaws of Death."
[ logo: "Great White: Jaws of Death" ]
Announcer: The, at 10:00: their teeth average two inches in length, and can slice flesh like a razor: "Great White: Teeth of Terror" ]
[ logo: "Great White: Teeth of Terror" ]
[ logo: "The Shark Report" ]
Announcer: Then, every night at 11:00: it's The Shark Report. Get information on sharks..
[ show shark swimming below 5-day weather accu-cast ]
Announcer: ..as well as the latest weather! With The Shark Channel's Accu-Cast Radar 4000.
[ show shark swimming above a scrolling stock report ]
Announcer: ..Financial news, with The Shark Channel's stock report!
[ show shark swimming alongside Hanson in a box ]
Announcer: And find out what's hot in Hollywood, with The Shark Channel's entertainment watch.
[ show logo: "Cooking With Ramona" ]
Announcer: Then, it's time for "Cooking with Ramona." Tonight, Chef Ramona explores some creative ways to cook with chum.
[ show shark swimming with "Season Premiere" logo ]
Announcer: Then, get ready to laugh, with The Shark Channel's freshest sitcom - "Roscoe -N- The Boyz".
[ show logo: "Roscoe -N- The Boyz" ]
[ show logo: "The Midnight Hour Starring A Tiger Shark"" ]
Announcer: ..followed by the hot, new late night talk show - "The Midnight Hour Starring A Tiger Shark".
[ show tiger shark eating a bloodied human carcass ]
Announcer: Tonight: "Men Behaving Badly"'s Rob Schneider drops in.
[ show shark scientist assisting in a shark birth ]
Announcer: Tuesday at 9:00, The Shark Channel tackles the sensitive subject of teen pregnancy, as only we can in.. "Without Parental Consent". A Shark Channel original movie.
[ show logo: "Without Parental Consent" ]
[ show logo: "The 47th Annual Country Music Awards" ]
Announcer: And, tomorrow - be sure to catch the 47th Annual Country Music Awards! With host Jeff Foxworthy! And appearances by: Clint Black.. LeAnn Rimes.. Garth Brooks.. Alabama.. and a special performance by Willie Nelson.
[ show more footage of shark activity ]
Announcer: It's a night of music and surprises, only on The Shark Channel!
[ Shark Channel logo re-appears ]
Announcer: The Shark Channel. We took the idea of a Shark Network.. and ran with it.
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