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  Season 23: Episode 4




97d: Chris Farley / The Mighty Mighty Bosstones

The Lost Deep Thoughts

[title and voice over: "And now, the lost Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey."]

Jack Handy V/O: [voice over with scrolling text] When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, "YA-HOO! We're rich!" But it turned out to be something different.


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