97e: Jon Lovitz / Jane's Addiction

The Lost Deep Thoughts

Written by: Jack Handey

.....Jon Lovitz

[Mellow music, piano and strings. A dark mountain. The sun on the horizon. A sky full of swift-moving clouds.]

Announcer V/O: [a feminine voice reads the title graphic] And now -- The Lost Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.

Jack Handey V/O: [reads scrolling text]
They say the mountain
holds many secrets,
but the biggest is this:
"I am a fake mountain."

[Fade out]


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