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  Season 23: Episode 6

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November 15th, 1997

Clare Danes

Mariah Carey



Steve Higgins

Adam McKay

Dennis McNicholas

Paula Pell

A Message From the First-Lady of the United States
Summary: President Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) isn't keen on allowing Hillary (Ana Gasteyer) to address the nation.

Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al gore, Barbara Walters.



Clare Danes' Monologue
Summary: Audience members express their outrage that actress Clare Danes got into Yale University with such ease.

Bio: Clare Danes (1979-). Actress; starred in the short-lived television drama, "My So-Called Life" (1994-95); film credits include: "William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet" (1996), "The Rainmaker" (1997), and "Shopgirl" (2005).

The Weston Collection
Summary: A male model (Will Ferrell) garners respect when he wears the "I'm #1" hat from the Weston Collection.

Barry Scheck's Clients
Summary: Defense lawyer Barry Scheck (Norm MacDonald) unexpectedly entertains some of his not-so-innocent clients in his home.

Recurring Characters: Barry Scheck, O.J. Simpson, Ted Kaczyncski.


The View
Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters, Meredith Viera, Star Jones, Debbie Matenopolous, Cokie Roberts.


The Culps
Summary: Marty (Will Ferrell) and Bobbi Mohan-Culp (Ana Gasteyer) provide the entertainment at their embarrassed daughter's (Clare Danes) College Career Day.

Recurring Characters: Marty Culp, Bobbie Mohan-Culp.

TV Funhouse
Summary: The Ambiguously Gay Duo battle Big Head's ice monster in a cartoon by Rob Smigel.

Peter Pan
Summary: A drunken Tinkerbell (Clare Danes) lets it be known that she's tired of being Peter Pan's (Chris Kattan) second banana.


Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Recurring Characters: Joe Blow.


Mariah Carey performs "Butterfly"
First Performed: 90d.

Mr. Peepers in the Wild
Summary: Mr. Peepers (Chris Kattan) is released into the wild to rejoin his family.

Recurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.

CEO Dreamboats

Mariah Carey performs "My All"

The Southern Gals in Paris
Recurring Characters: Mary Faith, Ginger Lee, Elizabeth.

The Lost Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Summary: Jack Handey comments on the parties thrown by a mad scientist.



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