Saturday Night Live Transcripts
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Season 23: Episode 6
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November 15th, 1997
Clare Danes
Mariah Carey
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Steve Higgins
Adam McKay
Dennis McNicholas
Paula Pell
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A Message From the First-Lady of the United States
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Summary: President Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) isn't keen on allowing Hillary (Ana Gasteyer) to address the nation.
Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al gore, Barbara Walters.
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Clare Danes' Monologue
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Summary: Audience members express their outrage that actress Clare Danes got into Yale University with such ease.
Bio: Clare Danes (1979-). Actress; starred in the short-lived television drama, "My So-Called Life" (1994-95); film credits include: "William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet" (1996), "The Rainmaker" (1997), and "Shopgirl" (2005).
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The Weston Collection
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Summary: A male model (Will Ferrell) garners respect when he wears the "I'm #1" hat from the Weston Collection.
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Barry Scheck's Clients
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Summary: Defense lawyer Barry Scheck (Norm MacDonald) unexpectedly entertains some of his not-so-innocent clients in his home.
Recurring Characters: Barry Scheck, O.J. Simpson, Ted Kaczyncski.
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The View
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Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters, Meredith Viera, Star Jones, Debbie Matenopolous, Cokie Roberts.
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The Culps
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Summary: Marty (Will Ferrell) and Bobbi Mohan-Culp (Ana Gasteyer) provide the entertainment at their embarrassed daughter's (Clare Danes) College Career Day.
Recurring Characters: Marty Culp, Bobbie Mohan-Culp.
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TV Funhouse
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Summary: The Ambiguously Gay Duo battle Big Head's ice monster in a cartoon by Rob Smigel.
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Peter Pan
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Summary: A drunken Tinkerbell (Clare Danes) lets it be known that she's tired of being Peter Pan's (Chris Kattan) second banana.
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Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
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Recurring Characters: Joe Blow.
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Mariah Carey performs "Butterfly"
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First Performed: 90d.
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Mr. Peepers in the Wild
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Summary: Mr. Peepers (Chris Kattan) is released into the wild to rejoin his family.
Recurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.
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Mariah Carey performs "My All"
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The Southern Gals in Paris
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Recurring Characters: Mary Faith, Ginger Lee, Elizabeth.
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The Lost Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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Summary: Jack Handey comments on the parties thrown by a mad scientist.
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