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  Season 23: Episode 7


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November 22nd, 1997

Mayor Rudolph Giuliani

Sarah McLachlan

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Dramatic Giuliani
Summary: Colin Quinn insists that Mayor Rudolph Giuliani straighten up before doing the show.

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Mayor Rudolph Giuliani's Monologue
Summary: Mayor Rudolph Giuliani shows how he has improved New York City since becoming its mayor.

Bio: Mayor Rudolph Giuliani (1944-). Politician; 107th Mayor of New York City, held office 1994-2001; an early contender for the 2008 Republican nomination.

Cameos: 95j, 01a, 01i, 07f.

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Nightline
Summary: Mayor Rudolph Giuliani barges in to refute charges that he is best friends with Saddam Hussein (Will Ferrell).

Recurring Characters: Ted Koppel, Saddam Hussein.

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Barry Scheck's Clients
Summary: Rita DelVecchio (Cheri Oteri) and her mother (Mayor Rudolph Giuliani) prepare Thanksgiving dinner.

Recurring Characters: Rita DelVecchio.

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St. Monica's Spelling Bee
Summary: Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) competes in a spelling bee.

Recurring Characters: Mary Katherine Gallagher.

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Graffiti
Summary: Mayor Rudolph Giuliani enforces stricter punishment for grafitti artists.

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Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Summary: Cinder Calhoun (Ana Gasteyer) and Sarah McLachlan sing "Basted In Blood".

Recurring Characters: Cinder Calhoun.

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Sarah McLachlan performs "Sweet Surrender"
Bio: Sarah McLachlan (1968-). Canadian singer-songwriter; founded the 1997-99 Lilith Fair concert tour for female artists.


The Joe Pesci Show
Recurring Characters: Joe Pesci, Spider, Marion Berry.


Friggin' Giuliani!
Summary: A New York City cabdriver (Mayor Rudolph Giuliani) is outraged over the way Mayor Giuliani has cleaned things up.

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Janet Reno's Dance Party
Recurring Characters: Janet Reno.

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Colin Quinn Explains The New York Times
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Perspectives
Recurring Characters: Lionel Osborne.

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Goodnights



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