97h: Nathan Lane / Metallica

The Lost Deep Thoughts

[Mellow music, piano and synth. Hummingbird hovers near a flower.]

Announcer V/O: [a feminine voice reads the title graphic] And now -- The Lost Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.

Jack Handey V/O: [reads scrolling text]
It's funny, but when you
look at an old man,
then you look at a
photo of him when he
was a young man, then
you look back at the
old man, then the photo,
back and forth, pretty
soon you'll do whatever
anybody tells you to.

[Fade out]


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