97h: Nathan Lane / Metallica
The Lost Deep Thoughts
[Mellow music, piano and synth. Waterfalls in the background.]
Announcer V/O: [a feminine voice reads the
title graphic] And now -- The Lost Deep Thoughts by
Jack Handey V/O: [reads scrolling text]
When he was a little boy,
he had always wanted to be an acrobat.
It looked like so much fun,
spinning through the air, flipping,
landing on other people's shoulders.
Little did he know
that when he finally did become an acrobat,
it would seem so boring.
Years later, after he finally quit,
he found out he hadn't been working
as an acrobat after all.
He had just been a street weirdo.