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  Season 23: Episode 10


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January 10th, 1998

Samuel L. Jackson

Ben Folds Five

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A Message From the President of the United States
Summary: President Clinton (Darrell Hammond) uses the country's budget surplus to make a gratuitous sex film.

Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.


Montage


Samuel L. Jackson's Monologue
Summary: Samuel L. Jackson reads off some of his New Year's resolutions.

Transcript


Lemon Glow
Summary: The illuminating floor cleaner provides a renewed life for a suburban housewife (Molly Shannon) who used to live the wild life.

Note: Repeat from: 97c.


Publisher's Clearinghouse
Summary: Ghetto dad James Stapleton (Samuel L. Jackson) is the unexpected Publisher's Clearinghouse prize winner.



Quentin Tarantino: A Profile
Recurring Characters: Quentin Tarantino, Walter Cronkite, Burt Reynolds.


Jazzterpieces


Judge Judy
Summary: Sassy Judge Judy (Cheri Oteri) rules in favor of a phony fitness instructor (Samuel L. Jackson) who has swindled a housewife (Ana Gasteyer).

Recurring Characters: Judge Judy, Byrd.

Transcript


TV Funhouse
Summary: George Clooney foils the papparazzi in Rob Smigel's parody of "Speed Racer".


Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Recurring Characters: Harry Caray.

Transcript


Ben Folds Five performs "Brick"


Titanic
Summary: Fifth Class black passengers (Samuel L. Jackson, Tracy Morgan) are denied their chance to evacuate after the Titanic hits an iceberg.


Mango
Recurring Characters: Mango.

Transcript


The Learning Annex
Recurring Characters: Helen Madden.


Poolside Lovin'
Summary: Dallas (Samuel L. Jackson) is ready to get down with the ladies, but all (Chris Kattan) can think about is his recently-deceased dad.

Transcript


The Weston Collection
Summary: A male model (Will Ferrell) garners respect when he wears the "I'm #1" hat from the Weston Collection.

Note: Repeat from: 97f.


Goodnights



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