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January 10th, 1998 Samuel L. Jackson Ben Folds Five None None

A Message From the President of the United States

Summary: President Clinton (Darrell Hammond) uses the country's budget surplus to make a gratuitous sex film. Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.

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Samuel L. Jackson's Monologue

Summary: Samuel L. Jackson reads off some of his New Year's resolutions. Transcript

Lemon Glow

Summary: The illuminating floor cleaner provides a renewed life for a suburban housewife (Molly Shannon) who used to live the wild life. Note: Repeat from: 97c.

Publisher's Clearinghouse

Summary: Ghetto dad James Stapleton (Samuel L. Jackson) is the unexpected Publisher's Clearinghouse prize winner.

Quentin Tarantino: A Profile

Recurring Characters: Quentin Tarantino, Walter Cronkite, Burt Reynolds.

Jazzterpieces

Judge Judy

Summary: Sassy Judge Judy (Cheri Oteri) rules in favor of a phony fitness instructor (Samuel L. Jackson) who has swindled a housewife (Ana Gasteyer). Recurring Characters: Judge Judy, Byrd. Transcript

TV Funhouse

Summary: George Clooney foils the papparazzi in Rob Smigel's parody of "Speed Racer".

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald

Recurring Characters: Harry Caray. Transcript

Ben Folds Five performs "Brick"

Titanic

Summary: Fifth Class black passengers (Samuel L. Jackson, Tracy Morgan) are denied their chance to evacuate after the Titanic hits an iceberg.

Mango

Recurring Characters: Mango. Transcript

The Learning Annex

Recurring Characters: Helen Madden.

Poolside Lovin'

Summary: Dallas (Samuel L. Jackson) is ready to get down with the ladies, but all (Chris Kattan) can think about is his recently-deceased dad. Transcript

The Weston Collection

Summary: A male model (Will Ferrell) garners respect when he wears the "I'm #1" hat from the Weston Collection. Note: Repeat from: 97f.

Goodnights