February 28th, 1998
Clinton/Hussein/Lewinsky/Meadows Phone Chat
President Clinton (Darrell Hammond) engages in four-way chat.
: President Bill Clinton, Saddam Hussein, Monica Lewinsky.
Garth Brooks' Monologue
Brooks relives his psychadelic music roots.
Cowboys On The Range
Brooks finds himself entranced by Mango (Chris Kattan).
: Oprah Winfrey, Monica Lewinsky.
"Fun With Real Audio" finds David Brenner struggling as a talk show guest.
Old French Whore!
Old French whores help high schoolers win prize money on game show.
Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
Cinder Calhoun (Ana Gasteyer) and Brooks sing "I'm In Love with Garth".
: Cinder Calhoun.
Garth Brooks performs "Two Pina Coladas"
Who's More Grizzled?!
Old-timers (Brooks, Robert Duvall) compete via disgruntled life tales.
Hey, Remember the 80's
: Goat Boy.
Loew's Movie Previews
Endless Shelley Long movie trailers trap theater-goers like shipwreck victims.
Lay, Lady, Lay
Intern (Will Ferrell) sings "Lay, Lady, Lay" to tiresome patient (Robert Duvall).