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  Season 23: Episode 15




97o: Scott Wolf / Natalie Imbruglia

The Lost Deep Thoughts

[Mellow music, piano and synth. Bushes sway in the day breeze.]

Announcer V/O: [a feminine voice reads the title graphic] And now -- The Lost Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.

Jack Handey V/O: [reads scrolling text]
For me, the worst thing
about having King Kong
walk down your street
is that kids could look up
and see the giant genitalia.

[Fade out]


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