Leon Phelps.....Tim Meadows
Announcer: Here's what men are saying about amazing new Viagra:
Jim Breuer: I don't need that stuff!
Man #1: It's not something I would need!
Will Ferrell: I wouldn't need it.
Man #2: I have no use for it, believe me.
Man #3: I don't need it.
Man #4: I don't need anything like that.
Darrell Hammond: Oh, no, I don't need that!
Man #5: Do not need it.
Man #6: I don't need it.
Man #7: For your information, I don't need it!
Man #8: That's not something I need.
Man #9: You're barking up the wrong tree, my friend.
Man #10: Hey, I don't need it!
Matthew Broderick: Oh, no, not a problem!
Leon Phelps: Well, if anything, the Ladies Man needs a pill to.. keep it down! [ laughs ]
Announcer: Men everywhere are talking about Viagra.
Chris Kattan: No! Do you need it?
Man #11: I said I don't need it!
Man #12: Why are you asking me?
Tracy Morgan: Why you asking me?
Man #13: Go to Hell!
Man #14: What, you think because I'm skinny or something?
Man #15: We don't need it!
Man #16: Not at all, okay!
Man #17: Look, enough!
Colin Quinn: What, are you a moron?
Man #18: Leave the Ladies Man alone!
Man #19: Just go to Hell!
Man #20: Go to Hell, pal!
Man #21: The Hell with you!
Man #22: F--k off!
Regis Philbin: Hi. Regis Philbin here. And if you think I need Viagra, you can go straight to Hell! 'Cause I don't, pal. Got it?
Announcer: Viagra. I sure as hell don't need it.