May 9th, 1998
Puff Daddy & Jimmy Page
Puff Daddy & Jimmy Page, "Come With Me"
Janet Reno (Will Ferrell) declares her love for Agent Muldaur (Duchovny).
: Janet Reno.
David Duchovny's Monologue
Duchovny attempts a song on cheap guitar his father gave him as a child.
Craig (Will Ferrell) & Arianna (Cheri Oteri) at Paula Abdul Cheerleading Camp.
: Craig, Arianna.
The Ambiguously Gay Duo visit their Fortress of Solitude.
Jeff Goldblum (Duchovny) and Minnie Driver (Molly Shannon) add confusion.
: Alex Trebek, Sean Connery.
Puff Daddy & Jimmy Page perform "Come With Me"
Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
: Dominican Lou, Cinder Calhoun.
Duchovny saves Mango's (Chris Kattan) life, falls in love.
Goat Boy (Jim Breuer) is reunited with his long-lost brother (Duchovny).
: Oprah Winfrey, Goat Boy.
From The Earth To The Area Around The Earth
Uneventful space shuttle mission is barely covered in the news.
James Cameron plans to rule the world with DeCaprio clones.
The Lost Deep Thoughts