Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos:

October 2nd, 1998 Kelsey Grammer Sheryl Crow Shaquille O'Neal Dennis McNicholas Hal Linden Christine Baranski Patti Lupone

Bedtime at the White House

Summary: In the days following the release of the Starr Report, a fuming Hillary Clinton (Ana Gasteyer) ignores Bill (Darrell Hammond) in the bedroom. Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton. Transcript

Montage

Kelsey Grammer's Monologue

Summary: Kelsey Grammer sings rejected versions of the "Frasier" theme song. Also Hosted: 93q.

KCF Shredders

Summary: A teenager (Jimmy Fallon) touts the hip lettuce snacker for his generation. Transcript

Delicious Dish

Summary: Wilderness fanatic Graham Stansler (Kelsey Grammer) relates his story of nature and cannibalism. Recurring Characters: Margaret Jo McCullen, Teri Rialto. Transcript

Terry Ferguson For Senate I

Summary: Candidate Terry Ferguson (Will Ferrell) will avoid sex scandals, because he's lost his genitals in a fire. Transcript

Bernard

Summary: When he comes home too late, tall Bernard (Shaquille O'Neal) gets a whipping from his short yet aggressive Dad (Tracy Morgan). Transcript

Terry Ferguson For Senate II

Summary: Candidate Terry Ferguson (Will Ferrell) is no Washington insider, but he has lost his genitals in a fire. Transcript

Private Eye

Summary: A film noir private eye (Kelsey Grammer) is obsessed with thoughts of burritos. Transcript

Hose 'em Down!

Summary: The new director (Kelsey Gramer) of "Baywatch" elicits emotions from actresses before spraying them with hoses.

The Best of Horatio Sanz

Summary: Compilation tape for one of SNL's newest performers includes moments from his first two episodes, plus Dan Aykroyd sketches as filler.

Weekend Update with Colin Quinn

Summary: Tropical Storm Georges (Kelsey Grammer) relates his disgust with the National Weather Service. Transcript

Sheryl Crow performs "My Favorite Mistake"

Also Performed: 96b.

Mr. Peepers

Summary: Socialogist (Kelsey Grammer) proves that Mr. Peepers (Chris Kattan) really is an animal. Recurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.

Maakies

Summary: In a cartoon by Tony Millionaire, surgery allows a sliced rat to become a ship's mermaid.

Morning Latte

Summary: Cass van Rye (Cheri Oteri) and Tom Wilkins (Will Ferrell) interview Shaquille O'Neal while inappropriately bringing up the new producer's (Chris Kattan) recent sexual harrassment lawsuit. Recurring Characters: Tom Wilkins, Cass van Rye.

Hello Dolly

Summary: The extreme cuteness of the dolls spawn the inner psyches of Deanna Nolen-Gray (Ana Gasteyer) and her co-host Don Simkin (Kelsey Grammer). Recurring Characters: Deanna Nolen-Gray.

ESPN2 Lumberjack Classic

Summary: A lumberjack (Will Ferrell) thanks Jesus Christ for helping him win the competition while snubbing his competitors. Transcript

Goodnights

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