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  Season 24: Episode 3

98c: Lucy Lawless / Elliot smith

The History of Presidential Scandal II

[Fade up to graphic that reads "CNN and Kraft Foods Present The History of Presidential Scandal." Soft piano music plays throughout the segment.]

[fade down, then up to a photo of Lyndon Johnson]

Voiceover: LBJ was known to his Mexican whores as "El BJ."

[fade down, then up to "The History of Presidential Scandal" graphic]

[fade to black]

Submitted by: Gregory Larson

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