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  Season 24: Episode 4

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October 24th, 1998

Ben Stiller

Alanis Morrisette


Lorne Michaels

David Cone

Felix Heredia

David Wells

Rooftop Kung Fu Fight
Summary: Ben Stiller faces a Kung Fu battle with his real father, Lorne Michaels, on the roof of 30 Rockerfeller Center.



Ben Stiller's Monologue
Summary: After rushing to Home Base following his fall from the roof, Ben Stiller unknowingly accepts applause intended for the New York Yankees.

Celebrity Jeopardy
Summary: Tom Cruise (Ben Stiller) squares off against Adam Sandler (Jimmy Fallon) and Sean Connery (Darrell Hammond).

Recurring Characters: Alex Trebek, Tom Cruise, Adam Sandler, Sean Connery.


Pretty Living
Recurring Characters: Gail Gleeson, Helen Madden.

TV Funhouse
Summary: In a cartoon by Rob Smigel, preacher superhero Hete-Roy makes it his mission to transform gay people into heterosexuals.


Alanis Morissette performs "Thank U"
Also Performed: 95d.

Weekend Update with Colin Quinn

The Zimmermanns
Summary: Josh (Chris Kattan) and Laura Zimmermann (Cheri Oteri) invite the neighbors (Ben Stiller, Ana Gasteyer) over for Halloween.

Recurring Characters: Josh Zimmermann, Laura Zimmermann.


Real Stories of the Highway Patrol
Summary: Police officers (Ben Stiller, Will Ferrell) act racist toward suspects (Tim Meadows, Horatio Sanz) during a routine pullover.


Alanis Morissette performs "Baba"

Kevin Still Lives With His Parents
Summary: Mom (Ana Gasteyer) and Dad (Chris Parnell) endure the antics of their angry adult son, Kevin (Ben Stiller).


Steve Wynn's Bellagio Hotel & Casino

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