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  Season 24: Episode 5




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Mack North I

Mack North.....Will Ferrell

Announcer: Last Tuesday, the people made their decision loud and clear: Mack North beat Fred Peete in the 6th District race by 8%. Fred Peete was the loser, and he will continue to be a loser.

Mack North: Hey, Fred - I won, and you lost. Boy, does that feel good!

Announcer: Fred Peete has returned to his position as Chairman of the Red Cross. But when a tornado hits your home, do you want to rely on a loser like Fred Peete for food and shelter? Mack North thinks not.

Mack North: After he lost the election, I heard he cried with his pastor. [ laughs ] Cried with his pastor?! Meet Fred Peete, professional loser. Hey, you ate it. Now, eat me!

Announcer: You lost the election Fred Peete. Now Mack North says, "Eat Me!"

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