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  Season 24: Episode 7

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Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


November 21st, 1998

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Beastie Boys


John Goodman

Muse Watson

Lorne Michaels

Lewinsky/Tripp Phone Chat
Summary: Monica Lewinsky (Molly Shannon) and Linda Tripp (John Goodman) pig out while chatting with one another over the phone.

Recurring Characters: Monica Lewinsky, Linda Tripp.


Jennifer Love Hewitt's Monologue

The Ladies Man
Summary: Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) wishes a Happy Skanksgiving to the beautiful ladies watching his show tonight.

Recurring Characters: Leon Phelps.


More Duets That Prove That I Am The Best Singer In The World
Summary: Celine Dion (Ana Gasteyer) announces her latest self-indulgent album.

Recurring Characters: Celine Dion.

The How Do You Say? Ah Yes, Show
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Recurring Characters: Antonio Banderas, Seņor Guadalupe Ramirez.


The Spartans
Summary: Working as candy stripers, non-Spartan cheerleaders Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) deliver the perfect cheer as Alexis (Jennifer Love Hewitt) gives birth.

Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.

TV Funhouse
Summary: The Ambiguously Gay Duo.


Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
Note: Colin Quinn delivers the news alone, with no guest commentaries.


The Beastie Boys perform "Three MC's & One DJ"
Also Performed: 94g.

Clean Teen Deodorant Spokesperson Search

Recurring Characters: Mary Katherine Gallagher.

Let's Make This Happen!
Summary: Hollywood hopefuls compete on a game show to get their movie premises greenlighted.

The Beastie Boys perform "Sabotage"

Saddam's Private Bunker
Summary: Saddam Hussein (Will Ferrell) tries to thwart the U.N. inspectors' search of his private bunker, so they won't find his embarrassing personal effects.

Recurring Characters: Saddam Hussein.



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