Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 24: Episode 7
November 21st, 1998
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Lewinsky/Tripp Phone Chat
: Monica Lewinsky (Molly Shannon) and Linda Tripp (John Goodman) pig out while chatting with one another over the phone.
: Monica Lewinsky, Linda Tripp.
Jennifer Love Hewitt's Monologue
The Ladies Man
: Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) wishes a Happy Skanksgiving to the beautiful ladies watching his show tonight.
: Leon Phelps.
More Duets That Prove That I Am The Best Singer In The World
: Celine Dion (Ana Gasteyer) announces her latest self-indulgent album.
: Celine Dion.
The How Do You Say? Ah Yes, Show
: Antonio Banderas, Seņor Guadalupe Ramirez.
: Working as candy stripers, non-Spartan cheerleaders Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) deliver the perfect cheer as Alexis (Jennifer Love Hewitt) gives birth.
: Craig, Arianna.
: The Ambiguously Gay Duo.
Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
: Colin Quinn delivers the news alone, with no guest commentaries.
The Beastie Boys perform "Three MC's & One DJ"
Clean Teen Deodorant Spokesperson Search
: Mary Katherine Gallagher.
Let's Make This Happen!
: Hollywood hopefuls compete on a game show to get their movie premises greenlighted.
The Beastie Boys perform "Sabotage"
Saddam's Private Bunker
: Saddam Hussein (Will Ferrell) tries to thwart the U.N. inspectors' search of his private bunker, so they won't find his embarrassing personal effects.
: Saddam Hussein.