
Saturday Night Live Transcripts

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Season 24: Episode 8

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December 5th, 1998

Vince Vaughn

Lauryn Hill

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Scott Wainio
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Impeachment Hearings
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Recurring Characters: Henry Hyde, Elzabeth Dole, John Conyers, George Michael, Maxine Waters, Mariah Carey, Bob Barr, Barney Frank. Courtney Love.
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Vince Vaughn's Monologue
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Recurring Characters: Alfred Hitchcock.
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Oops! I Crapped My Pants
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Summary: Undergarments for the elderly that can hold up to a gallon of fecal matter.

Note: Repeat from 09/26/98.
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Dog Show
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Recurring Characters: Miss Colleen, David Larry.
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Mr. Peppers in Las Vegas
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Recurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.
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The Joys of Marriage
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Summary: Married men (Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell) scare their friend, Chris (Jimmy Fallon), with tales of marital woes before his own impending nuptials.

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John Lennon Memorial
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Recurring Characters: John Lennon, Jerry Garcia.
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Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
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Recurring Characters: Cinder Calhoun.

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Lauryn Hill performs "Doo Wop (That Thing)"
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Pimp Chat
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Recurring Characters: Bishop Don "Mack" Donald, Pimpin' Kyle.

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Lauryn Hill performs "Ex-Factor"
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