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  Season 24: Episode 8


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December 5th, 1998

Vince Vaughn

Lauryn Hill

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Scott Wainio

Impeachment Hearings
Recurring Characters: Henry Hyde, Elzabeth Dole, John Conyers, George Michael, Maxine Waters, Mariah Carey, Bob Barr, Barney Frank. Courtney Love.


Montage


Vince Vaughn's Monologue
Recurring Characters: Alfred Hitchcock.


Oops! I Crapped My Pants
Summary: Undergarments for the elderly that can hold up to a gallon of fecal matter.

Note: Repeat from 09/26/98.


Dog Show
Recurring Characters: Miss Colleen, David Larry.


Mr. Peppers in Las Vegas
Recurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.


The Joys of Marriage
Summary: Married men (Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell) scare their friend, Chris (Jimmy Fallon), with tales of marital woes before his own impending nuptials.

Transcript


Brew Dude


John Lennon Memorial
Recurring Characters: John Lennon, Jerry Garcia.


Exxon-Mobil Merger


Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
Recurring Characters: Cinder Calhoun.

Transcript


Lauryn Hill performs "Doo Wop (That Thing)"


Psycho


Pimp Chat
Recurring Characters: Bishop Don "Mack" Donald, Pimpin' Kyle.

Transcript


Lauryn Hill performs "Ex-Factor"


Delco Cat Toys


Goodnights



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