Saturday Night Live Transcripts
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Season 24: Episode 12
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February 6th, 1999
Gwyneth Paltrow
Barenaked Ladies
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Tina Fey
Paula Pell
Ben Affleck
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A Message From the President of the United States
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Summary: President Bill Clinton's (Darrell Hammond) and various members of his cabinet make the empty promise that they will not gloat.
Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, Monica Lewinsky, Vernon Jordan, Betty Currie.
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Gwyneth Paltrow's Monologue
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Summary: Ben Affleck has to remind Gwyneth Paltrow that she's not British.
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E! Impeachment Coverage
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Recurring Characters: Todd Newton, Melissa Rivers, Sharon Stone, Trent Lott, Bob Barr, Betty Currie, Andy Dick, William Rehnquist.
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Behind The Music: Joan Jett
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Summary: Joan Jett (Gwyneth Paltrow) recalls unpleasant inspirations for her songs and videos.
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Mary Katharine Gallagher
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Summary: Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) wants to join the Black Angels.
Recurring Characters: Mary Katherine Gallagher.
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Behind The Music: John Oates
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Summary: John Oates (Chris Kattan) explains how he innovated clapping in his music.
Recurring Characters: John Oates.
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Mindy & Skye
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Summary: Mindy (Jimmy Fallon) cuts Skye (Gwyneth Paltrow) a lot of slack for her pitiful singing skills.
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TV Funhouse
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Summary: The X-Presidents.
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E!
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Summary: Trent Lott (Darrell Hammond) announces: "You're watching E!"
Recurring Characters: Trent Lott.
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Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
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Recurring Characters: Vernon Jordan.
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Barenaked Ladies performs "It's All Been Done"
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Doing Voices
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Summary: James (Will Ferrell) finds the funny voices of Margaret (Molly Shannon) and the rest of the Healy Family amusing at first.
Recurring Characters: Margaret Healy.
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Behind The Music: Colin Hay
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A&E Biography
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Summary: Fired Jack Perkins (Darrell Hammond) smears his replacement host, Harry Smith.
Recurring Characters: Jack Perkins, Peter Graves, Paula Zahn.
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Senate Voting
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Summary: Judge William Rehnquist (Will Ferrell) is desperate to break the Democrat vs. Republican party deadlock.
Recurring Characters: William Rehnquist, Trent Lott, Tom Brokaw, Mary Bono, Tom Daschle.
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