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  Season 24: Episode 12


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February 6th, 1999

Gwyneth Paltrow

Barenaked Ladies

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Tina Fey

Paula Pell

Ben Affleck

A Message From the President of the United States
Summary: President Bill Clinton's (Darrell Hammond) and various members of his cabinet make the empty promise that they will not gloat.

Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, Monica Lewinsky, Vernon Jordan, Betty Currie.

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Montage


Gwyneth Paltrow's Monologue
Summary: Ben Affleck has to remind Gwyneth Paltrow that she's not British.

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E! Impeachment Coverage
Recurring Characters: Todd Newton, Melissa Rivers, Sharon Stone, Trent Lott, Bob Barr, Betty Currie, Andy Dick, William Rehnquist.

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Behind The Music: Joan Jett
Summary: Joan Jett (Gwyneth Paltrow) recalls unpleasant inspirations for her songs and videos.

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Mary Katharine Gallagher
Summary: Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) wants to join the Black Angels.

Recurring Characters: Mary Katherine Gallagher.

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Behind The Music: John Oates
Summary: John Oates (Chris Kattan) explains how he innovated clapping in his music.

Recurring Characters: John Oates.

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Mindy & Skye
Summary: Mindy (Jimmy Fallon) cuts Skye (Gwyneth Paltrow) a lot of slack for her pitiful singing skills.

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TV Funhouse
Summary: The X-Presidents.


Staten Island Nurses


E!
Summary: Trent Lott (Darrell Hammond) announces: "You're watching E!"

Recurring Characters: Trent Lott.


Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
Recurring Characters: Vernon Jordan.

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Barenaked Ladies performs "It's All Been Done"


Doing Voices
Summary: James (Will Ferrell) finds the funny voices of Margaret (Molly Shannon) and the rest of the Healy Family amusing at first.

Recurring Characters: Margaret Healy.


Behind The Music: Colin Hay


A&E Biography
Summary: Fired Jack Perkins (Darrell Hammond) smears his replacement host, Harry Smith.

Recurring Characters: Jack Perkins, Peter Graves, Paula Zahn.

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Senate Voting
Summary: Judge William Rehnquist (Will Ferrell) is desperate to break the Democrat vs. Republican party deadlock.

Recurring Characters: William Rehnquist, Trent Lott, Tom Brokaw, Mary Bono, Tom Daschle.

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Hardcore Rock


Goodnights
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