Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 24: Episode 14


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February 20th, 1999

Bill Murray

Lucinda Williams

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Stephanie Seymour

Chevy Chase

The Ladies' Man
Summary: Ladies Man Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) and model Stephanie Seymour demonstrate how to pick up women in a bar and abandon them soon after.

Recurring Characters: Leon Phelps.

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Montage


Bill Murray's Monologue
Summary: An excited Bill Murray climbs about the stage and raves about "Footloose: the Musical."

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Yahtzee
Summary: Sam (Bill Murray) and Jane (Molly Shannon) challenge Jim (Will Ferrell) and Nancy (Ana Gasteyer) to a competitive game of Yahtzee.

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The Knicks City Dancers


Swill
Summary: A traveling salesman (Bill Murray) touts the mineral water that's dredged from Lake Erie.

Note: Repeat from 10/08/77.


The Quotable Caddyshack
Summary: Bill Murray and Chevy Chase help yuppies stay hip with the ultimate "Caddyshack" reference guide.

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Morning Latte
Recurring Characters: Tom Wilkins, Cass Van Rye.


Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.

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Lucinda Williams performs "Can't Let Go"


A Bear Ate My Parents!
Summary: During David's (Chris Parnell) elegant art party, a stray guest (Horatio Sanz) constantly yells about a bear having eaten his parents.

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Third Eye Bookstore


Lucinda Williams performs "Too Cool To Be Forgotten"


Steve Baxter, Hollywood Gynecologist
Summary: Steve Baxter (Bill Murray) advertises his services with the help of a one-man Las Vegas lounge act (Chris Parnell).

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Goodnights



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