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  Season 24: Episode 15


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March 13th, 1999

Ray Romano

The Corrs

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Peter Boyle

Doris Roberts

Barbara Walters Tries Phone Sex
Summary: Inspired by her interview with Monica Lewinsky, Barbara Walters (Cheri Oteri) phones fellow public figures with the hopes of initiating phone sex.

Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters, Tom Bokaw, Sean Connery, Hillary Clinton.


Montage


Ray Romano's Monologue
Summary: Ray Romano's stand-up performance about his children is interrupted by TV parents Peter Boyle and Doris Roberts, who come bearing clips of themselves.

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SportsCenter
Summary: New sports anchor Chet Harper's (Ray Romano) catch phrases aren't as successful as those used by Stuart Scott (Tim Meadows).

Recurring Characters: Stuart Scott, Chet Harper.

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VH-1 Behind the Music: Meat Loaf
Summary: Meat Loaf (Horatio Sanz) mentions other warning signs that he plans to turn into songs.

Recurring Characters: Meat Loaf


Roberto Benigni at Carnabie's
Summary: Diners at Carnabie's Restaurant don't seem to mind the obnoxious antics of Roberto Benigni (Ray Romano) when he makes a surprise visit.

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Pimp Chat
Summary: New York cop Pretty Tony (Ray Romano) chats with Bishop Don "Mack" Donald (Tracy Morgan) and Pimpin' Kyle (Tim Meadows).

Recurring Characters: Bishop Don "Mack" Donald, Pimpin' Kyle.


Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
Summary: Monica Lewinsky (Molly Shannon) can't stop laughing while discussing her book. Cheri Oteri uses a Barbie doll to illustrate the troubled history of women.

Recurring Characters: Monica Lewinsky.

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The Corrs perform "What Can I Do?"


Suel Forrestor
Summary: NCAA coach Suel Forrestor (Chris Kattan) mumbles while delivering a pep talk to his team.

Recurring Characters: Suel Forrestor.


The Big Baby
Summary: Salesman Jim Lasterbick (Will Ferrell) breaks down and cries like a baby when his ad campaign goes awry.

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The Corrs perform "So Young"


Petracelli's Dreams
Summary: While hiding in a foxhole during World War II, Petracelli (Ray Romano) tells his fellow soldiers of the plans he has in store for after the war.

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Goodnights
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