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March 13th, 1999
Ray Romano
The Corrs
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Peter Boyle
Doris Roberts
Barbara Walters Tries Phone Sex
Summary: Inspired by her interview with Monica Lewinsky, Barbara Walters (Cheri Oteri) phones fellow public figures with the hopes of initiating phone sex. Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters, Tom Bokaw, Sean Connery, Hillary Clinton.
Montage
Ray Romano's Monologue
Summary: Ray Romano's stand-up performance about his children is interrupted by TV parents Peter Boyle and Doris Roberts, who come bearing clips of themselves. Transcript
SportsCenter
Summary: New sports anchor Chet Harper's (Ray Romano) catch phrases aren't as successful as those used by Stuart Scott (Tim Meadows). Recurring Characters: Stuart Scott, Chet Harper. Transcript
VH-1 Behind the Music: Meat Loaf
Summary: Meat Loaf (Horatio Sanz) mentions other warning signs that he plans to turn into songs. Recurring Characters: Meat Loaf
Roberto Benigni at Carnabie's
Summary: Diners at Carnabie's Restaurant don't seem to mind the obnoxious antics of Roberto Benigni (Ray Romano) when he makes a surprise visit. Transcript
Pimp Chat
Summary: New York cop Pretty Tony (Ray Romano) chats with Bishop Don "Mack" Donald (Tracy Morgan) and Pimpin' Kyle (Tim Meadows). Recurring Characters: Bishop Don "Mack" Donald, Pimpin' Kyle.
Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
Summary: Monica Lewinsky (Molly Shannon) can't stop laughing while discussing her book. Cheri Oteri uses a Barbie doll to illustrate the troubled history of women. Recurring Characters: Monica Lewinsky. Transcript
The Corrs perform "What Can I Do?"
Suel Forrestor
Summary: NCAA coach Suel Forrestor (Chris Kattan) mumbles while delivering a pep talk to his team. Recurring Characters: Suel Forrestor.
The Big Baby
Summary: Salesman Jim Lasterbick (Will Ferrell) breaks down and cries like a baby when his ad campaign goes awry. Transcript
The Corrs perform "So Young"
Petracelli's Dreams
Summary: While hiding in a foxhole during World War II, Petracelli (Ray Romano) tells his fellow soldiers of the plans he has in store for after the war. Transcript
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