Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos:

March 20th, 1999 Drew Barrymore Garbage None Edward Norton

Academy Awards Pre-Show

Summary: Joan Rivers (Ana Gasteyer) morphs into a demon while bothering celebrities during the Academy Awards Pre-Show. Recurring Characters: Joan Rivers, John Travolta, Cuba Gooding, Jr., Melissa Rivers.

Montage

Drew Barrymore's Monologue

Summary: Drew Barrymore sings about her wild Hollywood lifestyle over the years. Also Hosted: 82g, 01c, 03l. Transcript

Jeopardy!

Summary: Sean Connery (Darrell Hammond) competes against Calista Flockhart (Drew Barrymore) and Nicolas Cage (Jimmy Fallon). Recurring Characters: Alex Trebek, Sean Connery, Calista Flockhart. Transcript

Banana Republic

Summary: Sweater folders (Drew Barrymore, Chris Kattan) at the Banana Republic panic when a customer (Horatio Sanz) won't tell them how he's doing.

VH1: Behind the Music

Summary: Toni Tennille (Drew Barrymore) and Daryl "The Captain" Dragon (Edward Norton) meekly brag of their musical success. Recurring Characters: Toni Tennille. Transcript

The How Do You Say? Ah Yes, Show

Summary: Melanie Griffith (Drew Barrymore) tries to get sexy with her self-interested husband, Antonio Banderas (Chris Kattan). Note: For the live show, Chris Kattan pasted fake pubic hair to his legs without Lorne Michaels' knowledge. Recurring Characters: Antonio Banderas, Seņor Guadalupe Ramirez. Transcript

Fun With Real Audio

Weekend Update with Colin Quinn

Summary: President Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) wants Hillary to run for Senate so he can score a little alone time. Chris Kattan interprets Cher's new song, "Believe." Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton. Transcript

Garbage performs "Special"

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Dog Show

Recurring Characters: Miss Colleen, David Larry.

VH1: Behind the Music

Summary: A Rick Allen imposter (Chris Parnell) pretends to have only one arm.

Terrence Maddox & Lucy

Recurring Characters: Terrence Maddox.

Garbage performs "When I Grow Up"

VH1: Behind the Music

Summary: Fred Schneider (Will Ferrell) admits he makes up song titles by matching odd words together. Recurring Characters: Fred Schneider.

Goodnights

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