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  Season 24: Episode 17


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April 10th, 1999

John Goodman

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

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Tina Fey

Paula Pell

Lorne Michaels

A Message From the President of the United States
Summary: After getting in trouble for saying something truthful for once, President Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) announces he'll go back to lying in the future.

Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.

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Montage


John Goodman's Monologue
Summary: John Goodman tries to convince the audience that, despite the name recognition, tonight's show is not a rerun.

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Adult Literacy Program
Summary: 50-year old Arthur Dugan (John Goodman) may be illiterate, but he still "rules the school."

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Shaun Mondavi Vineyards
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CNN


Wrap It Up


Hello Dolly
Recurring Characters: Deana Nolan-Gray.


Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
Summary: Tracy Morgan comment on the FUBU clothing line for black people. Collette Reardon (Cheri Oteri) comments on prescription drug use.

Recurring Characters: Collette Reardon.

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Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers perform "Swingin'"


Springtime Santa
Recurring Characters: Santa Claus, Mrs. Claus.


Happy Smile Patrol
Summary: Pre-recorded children's program is continuously interrupted by breaking news of a crime spree performed by its stars (Cheri Oteri, John Goodman, Will Ferrell) the night before.

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VH1: Behind the Music
Summary: Bun E. Carlos (Horatio Sanz).


Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers perform "Room At The Top"


Cathouse Computer System
Summary: A john (John Goodman) at a whorehouse is embarrassed by the installation of their new computer system.

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Goodnights



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