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  Season 24: Episode 18

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May 8th, 1999

Cuba Gooding, Jr.

Ricky Martin


Monica Lewinsky

Tina Fey

John Goodman

Lorne Michaels

Clinton's Dream
Summary: Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) imagines his post-presidential life with his second wife, Monica Lewinsky.

Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton, Vernon Jordan, Betty Currie.

Note: During the live show, the dog runs off the set before President Clinton can pet him.


Cuba Goodinght, Jr.'s Monologue
Summary: The audience waits on pins and needles for Cuba Gooding Jr. to say his signature catch phrase, "Show me the money!"


Lotto I

Improvised Bible Miniseries
Summary: In a bold creative move, a TV-movie director (Chris Parnell) asks his actors (Cuba Gooding Jr., Will Ferrell) to improvise the dialogue for a Bible-based miniseries.


Looking for Monica I
Summary: Barbara Walters (Cheri Oteri) scours the halls of Studio 8-H in search of Monica Lewinsky.

Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters.


Pretty Living
Recurring Characters: Gayle Gleason, Helen Madden.

Lotto II

The Ladies Man
Summary: Ladies Man Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) welcomes Monica Lewinsky to the show.

Recurring Characters: Leon Phelps.


TV Funhouse
Summary: Set in high school, "AmbiguoBoys" serves as prequel to the adventures of the Ambiguously Gay Duo.

Looking for Monica II
Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters.


Ricky Martin performs "Livin' La Vida Loca"

Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
Recurring Characters: Jesse Jackson.


Cuba Loves Mango
Summary: Cuba Gooding, Jr.'s obsession with Mango (Chris Kattan) leads to the discovery that the flamboyant enigma has a wife (Molly Shannon) and family.

Recurring Characters: Mango.

Lotto III

Martha Stewart Living
Recurring Characters: Martha Stewart.

Looking for Monica III
Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters.


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