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  Season 24: Episode 18




98r: Cuba Gooding Jr. / Ricky Martin

Lotto II

Black Man.....Tracy Morgan
Country Man.....Chris Kattan
Gas Station Attendant.....Horatio Sanz

[fade up to a black man]

Black man: The odds was against me.

[cut to a gas station attendant]

Gas station attendant: "Why don't you give up?" they said.

[cut to a country man]

Country man: "People like you are just wasting your time."

[cut to a middle-aged woman talking; moderately soft piano music plays throughout the rest of the commercial]

Announcer: All across America, people like these are [cut to a Native American man talking] proving the experts wrong. Believing in themselves and beating the odds. [dissolve to Lotto logo] Lotto.

[cut to an Asian woman]

Asian woman: I didn't give up. [fade up caption "$50 Winner"]

[cut to country man]

Country man: I didn't give up. [fade up caption "Won Extra Play"]

[cut to gas station attendant]

Gas station attendant: I didn't give up. [fade up caption "$75 Winner," then fade up "Shared with four co-workers" underneath]

[cut to Native American man]

Native American man: I didn't give up. [dissolve to wider shot of Native American man with the other five people behind him; fade up caption "$11 Million Jackpot," then fade up "Missed by only two digits" underneath]

[cut to Lotto logo]

Announcer: Lotto.

[cut to black man]

Black man: Don't ever let them tell you you can't make it. [fade up caption "Non-Winner"]

[fade to black]


Submitted by: Gregory Larson


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