Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 24: Episode 18




98r: Cuba Gooding Jr. / Ricky Martin

Looking for Monica II

Barbara Walters......Cheri Oteri

Barbara Walters: Hola. Donde esta la Monica Lewinsky?

[ no response ]

Barbara Walters: Le Monica, le in turner con nos belones grandes.

[ crowd laughs ]

Barbara Walters: Le Monica le chica con thong for presidential.

Janitor: Ah! Ella es a fue por alli. Le esta traendo pizza para Lorne Michaels.

Barbara Walters: Ah!

[ Walters gives the janitor some change ]

Barbara Walters: Here you are. Gracias.

[ Walters walks away and the janitor throws away the money angrily ]


Submitted by: Ellis Mitchell


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