Chris Farley Tribute

.....David Spade



David Spade: Okay. Does everyone understand why I'm the only one getting paid tonight? Okay. There was some confusion.

Um.. it's good to be here tonight. We've got Tom Hanks, Michael Douglas in the audience.. Don't these TV people give you the creeps? I feel uneasy. Um.. no, I'm here to talk about Chris. I did two movies with Chris Faley - a funny one called "Tommy Boy", and another one called "Black Sheep". [ laughs ] And, uh, not only was Chris funny, but he was also business-savvy. When "Black Sheep" came out, we were trying to think of ways to raise awareness, something original. We had a great idea - when people sneezed, instead of saying "Bless you", we'd say "Back Sheep!" It was almost too good. "Achoo! Black Sheep!" Yeah, that never really caught on, not even with friends. Actually, it was more Chris' idea.

Uh.. but the saddest part about tonight, it's hard to talk about him, but the truth is no one would have had a better time tonight, all around his buddies, everyone he loved here. And here's one thing he did with Paul McCartney that I thought was funny.


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