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October 2nd, 1999
Jerry Seinfeld
David Bowie
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Dean Winters
Harold Perrineau
J.K. Simmons
Lee Tergesen
A.J. Benza
Rick Ludwin
Perot's Reform Party
Summary: Ross Perot (Cheri Oteri) yuks it up with Pat Buchanan (Chris Parnell) and other contenders vying to be his Reform Party candidate. Recurring Characters: Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Donald Trump. Transcript
Montage
Jerry Seinfeld's Monologue
Summary: Jerry Seinfeld jokes about how he has spent his post-sitcom days doing nothing more than watching reruns of "Wings" on cable. Transcript
Dillon/Edwards Investments
Summary: Because the investment was slow in gaining an internet presence, they were stuck with the last remaining web domain - clownpenis.fart. Transcript
Morning Latte
Recurring Characters: Tom Wilkins, Cass van Rye. Transcript
Mary Katherine Gallagher
Summary: Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) falls for a Jewish boy (Jerry Seinfeld) on the basketball court. Recurring Characters: Mary Katherine Gallagher, Sean Patrick Flannery, Shelley Peterbuilt. Transcript
Javis Home Security Systems
Summary: A mother (Ana Gasteyer) catches a stranger (Will Ferrell) diapering baby. Transcript
Action 8 News Watch
Summary: News anchors Connor Stands (Jerry Seinfeld) and Taffy Davenport (ana Gasteyer) dangle teasers without explanation. Transcript
Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
Summary: >Weekend update's Millennium profile rates sharks as having been highly influential in the last thousand years. Jerry Seinfeld debates Jerry Seinfeld (Jimmy Fallon) on The Gap. Recurring Characters: Jerry Seinfeld. Transcript
David Bowie performs "Thursday's Child"
Oz
Summary: While in prison, Jerry Seinfeld relives most of his classic sitcom conundrums. Transcript
1-800-EAT-SHIT
Summary: A motorist (Will Ferrell) dials the rude "How's My Driving?" phone numbers and is surprised to reach actual operators on the extension.
...and a Pizza Place
Summary: The leftover portion of a sitcom title tries to survive the new season on its own merit. Recurring Characters: Andy Dick. Transcript
David Bowie performs "Rebel Rebel"
Keeping Him Alive
Summary: To get a puke (Jerry Seinfeld) to talk, a thug (Will Ferrell) alternately kills and revives him. Transcript
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