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  Season 25: Episode 2


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October 16th, 1999

Heather Graham

Marc Anthony

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Dana Carvey

Kevin Nealon

Scott Wainio

Lorne Michaels

Genetically Created Candidate
Summary: Al Gore (Darrell Hammond) and George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) produce a hybrid clone (Horatio Sanz) of themselves.

Recurring Characters: Al Gore, George W. Bush, President Bill Clinton.


Montage


Heather Graham's Monologue
Summary: The male cast members line up to hit on Heather Graham.

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Litter Critters
Summary: Kids are bored with their pet cat until they discover the fun of molding fun toys out of cat poop.

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The Zimmermans
Summary: Josh (Chris Kattan) and Laura (Cheri Oteri) Zimmerman seduce another couple Heather Graham, Will Ferrell) on an airplane.

Recurring Characters: Josh Zimmerman, Laura Zimmerman.

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The Ladies' Man
Summary: Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) and Rollergirl (Heather Graham) review sexy movies together.

Recurring Characters: Leon Phelps.

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Where Are They Now?
Summary: Hans (Kevin Nealon) and Franz (Dana Carvey) are reunited after spending many years apart.

Recurring Characters: Hans, Franz.

Note: This was scheduled to air during the 25th Anniversary special three weeks earlier, but had to be cut because the festivities were running long.


NetAid
Recurring Characters: Lynda Lopez, Jewel, David Bowie, Bono, Busta Rhymes


Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
Summary: During "Update Forum", Colin Quinn viciously debates a six-year old on the education crisis in America. Howatio Sanz comments on the recent Latin explosion in pop music and entertainment.

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Marc Anthony performs "I Need To Know"


Dog Show
Recurring Characters: David Larry, Miss Colleen.


No Blair Witch Parody
Summary: Despite repeated promises not to do so, Lorne Michaels produces a "Blair Witch" parody.


Marc Anthony performs "That's Okay"


Three-Way Couple
Summary: After a failed three-way with the family babysitter (Heather Graham), warren (Chris Parnell) and Fran Kirney (Ana Gasteyer) discuss the aftermath of their experience.

Recurring Characters: Warren Kirney, Fran Kirney.


Goodnights



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