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  Season 25: Episode 2





99b: Heather Graham / Marc Anthony

Litter Critters

Mom.....Cheri Oteri
Dad.....Chris Parnell

[ the kids run through the house as Mom, on hands and knees, picks up after the family cat ]

Mom: You kids begged me for a cat, and now you won't clean after it!

Announcer: You can relax now, Mom, 'cause Litter Critters are here!

Jingle: " When you hear a scratch,
Here comes a patch,
It's time for Litter Critters!
"

Announcer: The creativity kit for kids that turns every surprise your cat leaves you into a fun-packed figurine! First, remove the fecal waste and surrounding litter from the litter box, fill th sturdy polythyrene mold, press, and you've got a fresh new Litter Critter pal in less than a minute.

Little Girl: [ holding Litter Critter horsie ] I love you, Litter Critter! [ kisses it ]

Little Boy: [ holding a Litter Critter dinosaur ] Hey, I made a Tyranasaurus Rex!

Announcer: And when Litter Critters start to deteriorate and crumble, there's plenty more where that came from! And Litter Critters are great for parties.

Little Girl: Look, Mommy.. my very own squirrel!

Dad: [ sniffing the air ] What's that smell?

Mom: It's the smell of fun, Honey.

Second Little Girl: Mommy made me a whistle! [ blows it ]

Jingle: " When you hear a scratch,
Here comes a patch,
It's time for Litter Critters!
"

Kids: [ eyes open wide ] A pinata!

[ the kids beat on a Litter Critter pinata filled with candy ]

Announcer: Turn your litterbox into a toy box, with Litter Critters! Pinata mold and candy not included.


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