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99b: Heather Graham / Marc Anthony
Litter Critters
Mom.....Cheri Oteri
Dad.....Chris Parnell
[ the kids run through the house as Mom, on hands and knees, picks up
after the family cat ]
Mom: You kids begged me for a cat, and now you won't
clean after it!
Announcer: You can relax now, Mom, 'cause Litter Critters are here!
Jingle: " When you hear a scratch,
Here comes a patch,
It's time for Litter Critters!"
Announcer: The creativity kit for kids that turns every surprise
your cat leaves you into a fun-packed figurine! First, remove the fecal
waste and surrounding litter from the litter box, fill th sturdy polythyrene
mold, press, and you've got a fresh new Litter Critter pal in less than a
minute.
Little Girl: [ holding Litter Critter horsie ] I love you, Litter
Critter! [ kisses it ]
Little Boy: [ holding a Litter Critter dinosaur ] Hey, I made a
Tyranasaurus Rex!
Announcer: And when Litter Critters start to deteriorate and crumble,
there's plenty more where that came from! And Litter Critters are great
for parties.
Little Girl: Look, Mommy.. my very own squirrel!
Dad: [ sniffing the air ] What's that smell?
Mom: It's the smell of fun, Honey.
Second Little Girl: Mommy made me a whistle! [ blows it ]
Jingle: " When you hear a scratch,
Here comes a patch,
It's time for Litter Critters!"
Kids: [ eyes open wide ] A pinata!
[ the kids beat on a Litter Critter pinata filled with candy ]
Announcer: Turn your litterbox into a toy box, with Litter
Critters! Pinata mold and candy not included.
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