Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos:

November 13th, 1999 Garth Brooks Chris Gaines None Lorne Michaels Paula Pell

Special Report

Summary: Diane Carbonal (ana Gasteyer) is on the scene when a crazed gunman (Horatio Sanz) attacks NRA Headquarters. Recurring Characters: Tom Brokaw, Diane Carbonal, Charlton Heston.

Montage

Garth Brooks' Monologue

Summary: Garth Brooks is secretly pleased to discover that Mango (Chris Kattan) has a crush on Chris Gaines. Recurring Characters: Mango.

Today is Never Yesterday

Summary: Secret agent 007, James Bond (Chris Parnell), learns that he has 107 venereal diseases, and must alert all his former conquests. Recurring Characters: James Bond. Transcript

The Smurfs

Summary: NBC's upcoming epic mini-series devotes itself to the lives of the blue cartoon creatures. Recurring Characters: Celine Dion, Sean Connery, Al Pacino, Little Richard, Meat Loaf. Transcript

Boston Teens

Summary: Boston teenager Pat "Sully" Sullivan (Jimmy Fallon) fools around while his girlfriend Denise McDenna (Rachel Dratch) tries to get a job at Hillshire Farms. Recurring Characters: Sully, Denise. Transcript

Tracy Confronts Garth

Summary: Tracy Morgan tells Garth Brooks that he thinks Chris Gaines is a queer.

Great Moments in Corporate History

Summary: A slip-up while introducing the Warner-Lambert team ends their merger with American Home Products. Transcript

Express Flowers

Summary: Donny (Garth Brooks) can't seem to create a card message to match the flowers he wants to send to his girlfriend. Transcript

Weekend Update with Colin Quinn

Summary: Weekend update's Millennium profile Millennium names basketball player Darryl Dawkins the Man Of The Millennium. Molly Shannon's "The World is Crazy!!! commentary cites Julianna Margulies for leaving "ER."

Chris Gaines (Brooks) performs "Way Of The Girl"

Mango

Summary: Garth Brooks reveals that Chris Gaines was just a ploy to get close to Mango (Chris Kattan). Recurring Characters: Mango.

The Devil Can't Write A Love Song

Summary: After his girlfriend (Ana Gasteyer) leaves him, musician Milo Jenkins (Garth Brooks) decides to sell his soul for a hit single, but tone-deaf Lucifer (Will Ferrell) fails to be of any real assistance. Transcript

Wilson's

Summary: Rude clerk Nadeen (Cheri Oteri) tells gift exchangers to "Simmer down now!" Recurring Characters: Nadeen. Transcript

Royal Deluxe II

Note: Repeat from 09/24/77.

WXLU Facelift

Summary: A kids' show motif fails as a newscast intro sequence.

Goodnights