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  Season 25: Episode 7


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December 4th, 1999

Christina Ricci

Beck

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A Message From the President of the United States
Summary: President Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) rates the Republican frontrunners for the 2000 election.

Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.

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Montage


Christina Ricci's Monologue
Summary: Christina Ricci is joined onstage by her less successful twin sister, Petina Ricci (Rachel Dratch).

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Spartans Holiday Parade
Summary: Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) cheer needlessly at a holiday parade.

Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.

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And So This Is Chanukah
Summary: Popular musical artists perform Chanukah-based song parodies.

Recurring Characters: Bing Crosby, David Bowie, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, Ricky Martin.

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Who Wants To Eat?
Summary: Middle Eastern emcee Rajneesh Philbin (Darrell Hammond) taunts starving contestants.

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Taxicab Confessions
Summary: A cab driver (Tim Meadows) is distracted by a sexy teenaged passenger (Christina Ricci).


TV Funhouse
Summary: In a cartoon by Robert Smigel, the characters on "Friends" continue to drink and coffee and josh with one another as the apocalypse strikes New York.


Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
Summary: WTO Spokesman Jacob Silj (Will Ferrell) talks louder than expected.

Recurring Characters: Jacob Silj.

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Beck performs "Mixed Bizness"


Goth Talk
Summary: Circe Nightshade (Molly Shannon) presents Azrael Abyss' (Chris Kattan) mock funeral.

Recurring Characters: Circe Nightshade, Azrael Abyss, Baron Nocturna.

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Sally
Summary: Sally Jesse Raphael (Ana Gasteyer) enlists the help of Sergeant Frank (Tracy Morgan) to reform teen punk, Amber (Christina Ricci).

Recurring Characters: Sally Jesse Raphael.

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Beck performs "Sexx Laws"


Madeline Kahn Tribute
Summary: A clip of Madeline Kahn as the Bride of Frankenstein, singing "I Feel Pretty", marks her recent passing.

Note: Clip from 05/08/76.


Goodnights



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