Saturday Night Live Transcripts
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Season 25: Episode 7
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December 4th, 1999
Christina Ricci
Beck
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A Message From the President of the United States
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Summary: President Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) rates the Republican frontrunners for the 2000 election.
Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.
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Christina Ricci's Monologue
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Summary: Christina Ricci is joined onstage by her less successful twin sister, Petina Ricci (Rachel Dratch).
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Spartans Holiday Parade
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Summary: Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) cheer needlessly at a holiday parade.
Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.
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And So This Is Chanukah
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Summary: Popular musical artists perform Chanukah-based song parodies.
Recurring Characters: Bing Crosby, David Bowie, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, Ricky Martin.
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Who Wants To Eat?
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Summary: Middle Eastern emcee Rajneesh Philbin (Darrell Hammond) taunts starving contestants.
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Taxicab Confessions
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Summary: A cab driver (Tim Meadows) is distracted by a sexy teenaged passenger (Christina Ricci).
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TV Funhouse
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Summary: In a cartoon by Robert Smigel, the characters on "Friends" continue to drink and coffee and josh with one another as the apocalypse strikes New York.
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Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
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Summary: WTO Spokesman Jacob Silj (Will Ferrell) talks louder than expected.
Recurring Characters: Jacob Silj.
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Beck performs "Mixed Bizness"
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Goth Talk
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Summary: Circe Nightshade (Molly Shannon) presents Azrael Abyss' (Chris Kattan) mock funeral.
Recurring Characters: Circe Nightshade, Azrael Abyss, Baron Nocturna.
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Sally
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Summary: Sally Jesse Raphael (Ana Gasteyer) enlists the help of Sergeant Frank (Tracy Morgan) to reform teen punk, Amber (Christina Ricci).
Recurring Characters: Sally Jesse Raphael.
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Beck performs "Sexx Laws"
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Madeline Kahn Tribute
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Summary: A clip of Madeline Kahn as the Bride of Frankenstein, singing "I Feel Pretty", marks her recent passing.
Note: Clip from 05/08/76.
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