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  Season 25: Episode 8

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December 11th, 1999

Danny DeVito



Al Franken

Joe Franken

The Rockettes

Cheryl Hardwick

NBC Special Report
Recurring Characters: Tom Brokaw, Arnold Schwarzenegger


Danny DeVito's Monologue
Recurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.

Press Conference Play Set

Delicious Dish
Summary: Margaret Jo McCullin (Ana Gasteyer) and Teri Rialto (Molly Shannon) continue their broadcast after the apocalypse.

Recurring Characters: Margaret Jo McCullin, Teri Rialto.

Mango's Christmas
Recurring Characters: Mango.

Boston Teens
Recurring Characters: Sully, Denise, Frank.

Happy Holidays from The Ladies' Man
Summary: Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) sings "Merry Christmas To The Ladies."

Recurring Characters: Leon Phelps.

TV Funhouse

Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
Summary: Eager for his decade to end, teenaged Joe Franken yells at his dad, Al Franken.

R.E.M. performs "The Great Beyond"

Rockettes Open Auditions
Summary: 50-year-old Sally O'Malley (Molly Shannon) auditions for The Rockettes.

Recurring Characters: Sally O'Malley.

Oh No, Not My Baby!
Recurring Characters: Mrs. Claudine Parker, Mr. Brownstone, Judge Timbler.

R.E.M. performs "Man On The Moon"


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