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  Season 25: Episode 8


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December 11th, 1999

Danny DeVito

R.E.M.

None

Al Franken

Joe Franken

The Rockettes

Cheryl Hardwick

NBC Special Report
Recurring Characters: Tom Brokaw, Arnold Schwarzenegger


Montage


Danny DeVito's Monologue
Recurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.


Press Conference Play Set


Delicious Dish
Summary: Margaret Jo McCullin (Ana Gasteyer) and Teri Rialto (Molly Shannon) continue their broadcast after the apocalypse.

Recurring Characters: Margaret Jo McCullin, Teri Rialto.


Mango's Christmas
Recurring Characters: Mango.


Boston Teens
Recurring Characters: Sully, Denise, Frank.


Happy Holidays from The Ladies' Man
Summary: Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) sings "Merry Christmas To The Ladies."

Recurring Characters: Leon Phelps.


TV Funhouse


Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
Summary: Eager for his decade to end, teenaged Joe Franken yells at his dad, Al Franken.


R.E.M. performs "The Great Beyond"


Rockettes Open Auditions
Summary: 50-year-old Sally O'Malley (Molly Shannon) auditions for The Rockettes.

Recurring Characters: Sally O'Malley.


Oh No, Not My Baby!
Recurring Characters: Mrs. Claudine Parker, Mr. Brownstone, Judge Timbler.


R.E.M. performs "Man On The Moon"


Goodnights



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