99i: Jamie Foxx / Blink-182
Hamburger Helper Antibacterial
Salesman ... Chris Parnell
Husband ... Will Ferrell
Wife ... Ana Gasteyer
[open on Husband and Wife walking down a grocery aisle]
[Salesman runs up to them]
Salesman: Excuse me! Excuse me. What are you folks having for dinner tonight?
Wife: We've got some hamburger in the fridge.
Salesman: Oh! Great. How long's it been there?
Wife: 5 days.
Husband: 2 days.
Salesman: [chuckles] Why don't you try this? It's new Hamburger Helper Antibacterial. Hamburger Helper Antibacterial combines a tangy tomato sauce, delicate spices, and Tristanex--a power antibacterial agent.
This hamburger has been in the trunk of my car for over a week. Let's add some Tristanex. Massage vigorously into the meat, add the noodles and seasoning, and simmer. [sniffs] That acrid smell means it's working.
[graphic: Avoid prolonged contact with skin]
Even the freshest raw meat has it's problems.
[graphic: e. coli 257.154]
But with Hamburger Helper Antibacterial, germ volume is cut almost in half.
[graphic: Reduced 37.99%]
Wife: [takes a bite] It stings a little at first, but then it's really good.
Husband: Can I have more? ... a lot more?
Announcer: Try Hamburger Helper Antibacterial. And say so long to salmonella with new Chicken Helper with chlorine bleach.
Submitted by: Mikemenn