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  Season 25: Episode 11

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February 5th, 2000

Alan Cumming

Jennifer Lopez


Ben Stiller

Breakfast in New Hampshire
Recurring Characters: George W. Bush, John McCain, Alan Keyes, Al Gore, Bill Bradley.


Alan Cumming's Monologue

Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor
Summary: Drunken Uncle Jemima (Tracy Morgan) hawks his homemade booze.


Fried Chicken Dreams Forever
Summary: VH-1Biopic recalls John Lennon's (Jimmy Fallon) and Paul McCartney's (Alan Cumming) chicken enterprise.

Recurring Characters: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Yoko Ono.

The Culps
Recurring Characters: Marty Culp, Bobby Mohan-Culp.

Dog Show
Recurring Characters: Miss Colleen, David Larry.

The Heat Is On
Summary: In a film by Adam McKay, Wes (Ben Stiller) bets that he can get Glenn Frey (Will Ferrell) in bed.

Jennifer Lopez performs "Feelin' So Good"

Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.

Siegfried and Roy's Night of 1000 Tigers
Recurring Characters: Siegfried, Roy.

Hello Dolly
Recurring Characters: Deana Nolan-Gray.

Jennifer Lopez performs "Waiting For Tonight"


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