
Saturday Night Live Transcripts

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Season 25: Episode 11

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February 5th, 2000

Alan Cumming

Jennifer Lopez

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Ben Stiller
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Breakfast in New Hampshire
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Recurring Characters: George W. Bush, John McCain, Alan Keyes, Al Gore, Bill Bradley. |
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Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor
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Summary: Drunken Uncle Jemima (Tracy Morgan) hawks his homemade booze.

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Fried Chicken Dreams Forever
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Summary: VH-1Biopic recalls John Lennon's (Jimmy Fallon) and Paul McCartney's (Alan Cumming) chicken enterprise.

Recurring Characters: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Yoko Ono.
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The Culps
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Recurring Characters: Marty Culp, Bobby Mohan-Culp.
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Dog Show
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Recurring Characters: Miss Colleen, David Larry.
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The Heat Is On
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Summary: In a film by Adam McKay, Wes (Ben Stiller) bets that he can get Glenn Frey (Will Ferrell) in bed.
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Jennifer Lopez performs "Feelin' So Good"
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Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
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Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.
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Siegfried and Roy's Night of 1000 Tigers
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Recurring Characters: Siegfried, Roy.
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Hello Dolly
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Recurring Characters: Deana Nolan-Gray.
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Jennifer Lopez performs "Waiting For Tonight"
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