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  Season 25: Episode 12


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February 12th, 2000

Julianna Margulies

DMX

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Paula Pell

Noah Wyle

A Message From the First-Lady of the United States
Recurring Characters: Hillary Clinton, President Bill Clinton.

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Montage


Julianna Margulies' Monologue
Summary: Julianne Margulies shows a clip from her new veterinary-based "ER" spoof.

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Litter Critters
Summary: Kids are bored with their pet cat until they discover the fun of molding fun toys out of cat poop.

Note: Repeat from 10/16/99.


The Bird Family
Summary: Paul Blank's (Chris Parnell) girlfriend (Julianne Margulies) is grossed out when she discovers that his family has to pre-chew his food for him because of a medical deficiency.

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E! Fashion Week
Recurring Characters: Steve Kmetko, Donatella Versace, Elton John, Elizabeth Hurley.

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Augustus General
Recurring Characters: Nadeen.

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The Crocodile Hunter
Recurring Characters: Steve Irwin, Terry Irwin.

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Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
Recurring Characters: Joy Lipton.

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DMX performs "Party Up"


Erectile Dysfunction Ad
Summary: Viagra-style ad is really a front for the Tootsie Roll company.

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Savin' It
Summary: Goodie two shoes Jessica Simpson (Cheri Oteri) hosts a talk show for virgins waiting for marriage before having sex.


DMX performs "What's My Name"


The Bloder Brothers
Summary: Free-associating losers Kip (Jimmy Fallon) and Wayne Bloder (Chris Parnell) hit on a woman (Julianne Margulies) at a bar.

Recurring Characters: Wayne Bloder, Kip Bloder.

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priceline.com
Recurring Characters: William Shatner.

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Goodnights



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