Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos:

February 12th, 2000 Julianna Margulies DMX None Paula Pell Noah Wyle

A Message From the First-Lady of the United States

Recurring Characters: Hillary Clinton, President Bill Clinton. Transcript

Montage

Julianna Margulies' Monologue

Summary: Julianne Margulies shows a clip from her new veterinary-based "ER" spoof. Transcript

Litter Critters

Summary: Kids are bored with their pet cat until they discover the fun of molding fun toys out of cat poop. Note: Repeat from 10/16/99.

The Bird Family

Summary: Paul Blank's (Chris Parnell) girlfriend (Julianne Margulies) is grossed out when she discovers that his family has to pre-chew his food for him because of a medical deficiency. Transcript

E! Fashion Week

Recurring Characters: Steve Kmetko, Donatella Versace, Elton John, Elizabeth Hurley. Transcript

Augustus General

Recurring Characters: Nadeen. Transcript

The Crocodile Hunter

Recurring Characters: Steve Irwin, Terry Irwin. Transcript

Weekend Update with Colin Quinn

Recurring Characters: Joy Lipton. Transcript

DMX performs "Party Up"

Erectile Dysfunction Ad

Summary: Viagra-style ad is really a front for the Tootsie Roll company. Transcript

Savin' It

Summary: Goodie two shoes Jessica Simpson (Cheri Oteri) hosts a talk show for virgins waiting for marriage before having sex.

DMX performs "What's My Name"

The Bloder Brothers

Summary: Free-associating losers Kip (Jimmy Fallon) and Wayne Bloder (Chris Parnell) hit on a woman (Julianne Margulies) at a bar. Recurring Characters: Wayne Bloder, Kip Bloder. Transcript

priceline.com

Recurring Characters: William Shatner. Transcript

Goodnights