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February 19th, 2000 Ben Affleck Fiona Apple None Gwyneth Paltrow G.E. Smith

Nightline

Summary: Peanuts characters appear on "Nightline" to mourn the passing of Charles Schultz. Recurring Characters: Ted Koppel, Franklin. Transcript

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Ben Affleck's Monologue

Summary: Despite the need to do so, Gwyneth Paltrow joins Ben Affleck onstage to share his limelight. Transcript

Victoria's Secret

Summary: A pair of talking breasts promote the lingerie company. Transcript

Ben Loves Mango

Summary: Ben Affleck finds himself enchanted by Mango (Chris Kattan) at a celebritiy event, but the male dancer is only interested in meeting Matt Damon. Taking a cue from Damon's movie, "The Talented Mr. Ripley", Ben disguises himself as his buddy and woos Mango into his apartment. Recurring Characters: Mango. Transcript

Boston Teens

Summary: Sully (Jimmy Fallon) sees Denise (Rachel Dratch) flirting with Donny Bartalotti (Ben Affleck) at a party. Recurring Characters: Sully, Denise, Frank, Donny Bartalotti.

TV Funhouse

Summary: Rob Smigel presents "The All New Adventures of Mr. T" (Tracy Morgan), who's back and ready to work! Transcript

Fretts Film Forum

Fanatic

Summary: Crazed fan (Ben Affleck) gets to spend the day with Anna Nicole Smith (Molly Shannon). Recurring Characters: Anna Nicole Smith.

Weekend Update with Colin Quinn

Summary: Colin Quinn examines live press conferences held by Republican presidential contenders George W. Bush (Will Ferrell), John McCain (Chris Parnell), and Alan Keyes (Tim Meadows). Recurring Characters: George W. Bush, John McCain, Alan Keyes. Transcript

Fiona Apple performs "Limp"

The Zimmermans

Summary: Josh (Chris Kattan) and Laura Zimmerman (Cheri Oteri) flirt with a sleazy salesman (Ben Affleck) while shopping for a new car. Recurring Characters: Josh Zimmerman, Laura Zimmerman. Transcript

Police Recruit Fitness Testing

Summary: At 50 years of age, Sally O'Malley (Molly Shannon) wants to join the police academy. Recurring Characters: Salley O'Malley. Transcript

Trilocaine

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Who Wants To Be Groped By An Eleven-Thousandaire?

Summary: A semi-rich redneck (Ben Affleck) favors confused guy (Chris Kattan) over a pair of desperate brides.

Goodnights

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