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  Season 25: Episode 14


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March 11th, 2000

Joshua Jackson

*NSYNC

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Badal Roy

The Statler Brothers

Newsmen Phone Chat
Summary: Ted Koppel (Darrell Hammond), Tom Brokaw (Chris Parnell) and Bernard Shaw (Tim Meadows) express their dismay in the probability of a Bush and Gore election.

Recurring Characters: Ted Koppel, Tom Brokaw, Bernard Shaw.

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Montage


Joshua Jackson's Monologue
Summary: Joshua Jackson promises that tonight's teen-based episode will one day become memorable in retrospect.

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Hamburger Helper Antibacterial
Note: Repeat from 01/08/00.


Regis Co-Host Auditions
Summary: In the wake of Kathie Lee Gifford's departure, Regis Philbin (Darrell Hammond) auditions for a new sidekick.

Recurring Characters: Regis Philbin, Gellman, Star Jones, Barbara Walters, Donny Osmond.


Wedding Singers
Summary: A pair of wedding singers just barely know one song: "(I Just) Died In Your Arms Tonight)."

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On the Road with the Boys
Summary: The members of 7 Degrees Celsius meet their biggest fan (Joshua Jackson).

Recurring Characters: Emily De La Cruz, Sara Therese Longo, Jeph, Samm, Wade, Sweet T, Peter Tanner.


Lez It up
Summary: When a group of frat boys make a wish for lesbians, the results are not the wild event they expected.


Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
Summary: Writer Kevin Brennan lists the differences between presidential frontrunners George W. Bush and Al Gore.

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*NSYNC performs "Bye Bye Bye"


Let's Talk Books
Summary: Panelists discuss a list of bestsellers that are comprised of books with naughty title and author combinations.

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Collette Reardon
Summary: Pill-popping Collette Reardon (Cheri Oteri) visits her nephew's (Joshua Jackson) prep school.

Recurring Characters: Collette Reardon.


Neil Armstrong: The Ohio Years
Summary: In a film by Adam McKay, Neil Armstrong is obsessed with the memory of walking on the moon.


*NSYNC performs "I Thought She Knew"


Three-Way Couple
Summary: Warren Kirney (Chris Parnell) asks the yardboy (Joshua Jackson) to join him and Fran (Ana Gasteyer) in a three-way.

Recurring Characters: Warren Kirney, Fran Kirney.


Goodnights
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