Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos:

March 11th, 2000 Joshua Jackson *NSYNC None Badal Roy The Statler Brothers

Newsmen Phone Chat

Summary: Ted Koppel (Darrell Hammond), Tom Brokaw (Chris Parnell) and Bernard Shaw (Tim Meadows) express their dismay in the probability of a Bush and Gore election. Recurring Characters: Ted Koppel, Tom Brokaw, Bernard Shaw. Transcript

Montage

Joshua Jackson's Monologue

Summary: Joshua Jackson promises that tonight's teen-based episode will one day become memorable in retrospect. Transcript

Hamburger Helper Antibacterial

Note: Repeat from 01/08/00.

Regis Co-Host Auditions

Summary: In the wake of Kathie Lee Gifford's departure, Regis Philbin (Darrell Hammond) auditions for a new sidekick. Recurring Characters: Regis Philbin, Gellman, Star Jones, Barbara Walters, Donny Osmond.

Wedding Singers

Summary: A pair of wedding singers just barely know one song: "(I Just) Died In Your Arms Tonight)." Transcript

On the Road with the Boys

Summary: The members of 7 Degrees Celsius meet their biggest fan (Joshua Jackson). Recurring Characters: Emily De La Cruz, Sara Therese Longo, Jeph, Samm, Wade, Sweet T, Peter Tanner.

Lez It up

Summary: When a group of frat boys make a wish for lesbians, the results are not the wild event they expected.

Weekend Update with Colin Quinn

Summary: Writer Kevin Brennan lists the differences between presidential frontrunners George W. Bush and Al Gore. Transcript

*NSYNC performs "Bye Bye Bye"

Let's Talk Books

Summary: Panelists discuss a list of bestsellers that are comprised of books with naughty title and author combinations. Transcript

Collette Reardon

Summary: Pill-popping Collette Reardon (Cheri Oteri) visits her nephew's (Joshua Jackson) prep school. Recurring Characters: Collette Reardon.

Neil Armstrong: The Ohio Years

Summary: In a film by Adam McKay, Neil Armstrong is obsessed with the memory of walking on the moon.

*NSYNC performs "I Thought She Knew"

Three-Way Couple

Summary: Warren Kirney (Chris Parnell) asks the yardboy (Joshua Jackson) to join him and Fran (Ana Gasteyer) in a three-way. Recurring Characters: Warren Kirney, Fran Kirney.

Goodnights

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