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March 18th, 2000 The Rock AC/DC None Vince McMahon Triple H Mick Foley Big Show Hugh Fink Lorne Michaels Dennis McNicholas

Vince McMahon's Rules

Summary: Backstage, Vince McMahon goes over the rules with Mick Foley, Triple H, and Big Show. Recurring Characters: Mango.

Montage

The Rock's Monologue

Summary: Mick Foley and Triple H cause a ruckus in the audience during The Rock's monologue.

Uncle Jemima's Mash Liquor

Summary: Drunken Uncle Jemima (Tracy Morgan) hawks his homemade booze. Note: Repeat from 02/05/00.

The Ladies Man

Summary: Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) discover that the woman he thought was his true love is actually an undercover cop (The Rock). Recurring Characters: Leon Phelps. Transcript

Mr. Peepers

Summary: Mr. Peepers (Chris Kattan) is reunited with his father (The Rock). Recurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.

Morning Latte

Summary: Tom Wilkins (Will Ferrell) and Cass van Rye (Cheri Oteri) have foolish fears of The Rock. Recurring Characters: Tom Wilkins, Cass van Rye.

Weekend Update with Colin Quinn

Summary: Jasper Hahn (Horatio Sanz) draws illicit pictures of presidential candidates. Recurring Characters: Jasper Hahn. Transcript

AC/DC performs "Stiff Upper Lip"

Clark Kent

Summary: Clark Kent (The Rock) does a poor job of concealing his identity as Superman. Transcript

The Goombahs

Transcript

Nicotrel

Summary: Nicotrel (The Rock) beats up a smoker (Chris Parnell) to make him quit. Transcript

Today's Lady

AC/DC performs "You Shook Me All Night Long"

Colonel Belmont's Old Fashioned Horse Glue

Summary: Langford T. Belmont (Will Ferrell) maintains family tradition of useing the entire horse to make a batch of glue. Note: Repeat from 01/15/00.

Goodnights