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  Season 25: Episode 15


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March 18th, 2000

The Rock

AC/DC

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Vince McMahon

Triple H

Mick Foley

Big Show

Hugh Fink

Lorne Michaels

Dennis McNicholas

Vince McMahon's Rules
Summary: Backstage, Vince McMahon goes over the rules with Mick Foley, Triple H, and Big Show.

Recurring Characters: Mango.


Montage


The Rock's Monologue
Summary: Mick Foley and Triple H cause a ruckus in the audience during The Rock's monologue.


Uncle Jemima's Mash Liquor
Summary: Drunken Uncle Jemima (Tracy Morgan) hawks his homemade booze.

Note: Repeat from 02/05/00.


The Ladies Man
Summary: Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) discover that the woman he thought was his true love is actually an undercover cop (The Rock).

Recurring Characters: Leon Phelps.

Transcript


Mr. Peepers
Summary: Mr. Peepers (Chris Kattan) is reunited with his father (The Rock).

Recurring Characters: Mr. Peepers.


Morning Latte
Summary: Tom Wilkins (Will Ferrell) and Cass van Rye (Cheri Oteri) have foolish fears of The Rock.

Recurring Characters: Tom Wilkins, Cass van Rye.


Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
Summary: Jasper Hahn (Horatio Sanz) draws illicit pictures of presidential candidates.

Recurring Characters: Jasper Hahn.

Transcript


AC/DC performs "Stiff Upper Lip"


Clark Kent
Summary: Clark Kent (The Rock) does a poor job of concealing his identity as Superman.

Transcript


The Goombahs
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Nicotrel
Summary: Nicotrel (The Rock) beats up a smoker (Chris Parnell) to make him quit.

Transcript


Today's Lady


AC/DC performs "You Shook Me All Night Long"


Colonel Belmont's Old Fashioned Horse Glue
Summary: Langford T. Belmont (Will Ferrell) maintains family tradition of useing the entire horse to make a batch of glue.

Note: Repeat from 01/15/00.


Goodnights



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