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  Season 25: Episode 15




99o: The Rock / AC/DC

The Goombahs

Italian Guy.....The Rock
Italian Woman.....Ana Gasteyer

Announcer: "The Sopranos". The most critically acclaimed show on television. At least it was, until Showtime came up with it's own new original series:

"The Goombahs"!

It's about family..

[ show Italian Guy eating in an Italian restaurant, as "That's Amore" plays in the background ]

Italian Guy: Meatsa-ballsa!

Announcer: Betrayal..

Italian Guy: That's a good-a sauce-a!

Announcer: Loyalty..

Italian Guy: Meatsa-ballsa!

Announcer: And Italian people.

[ show Italian Guy talking to another Italian Guy ]

Italian Guy: Yo! Vinnie!

Announcer: A stunning original new series, available only on Showtime.

[ show Italian Guy and Italian Woman arguing ]

Italian Woman: What's-a matter with you!

Italian Guy: What's-a matter with you!

Italian Woman: What's-a matter with you!

Italian Guy: What's-a matter with you!

Italian Woman: What's-a matter with you!

Italian Guy: Meatballs-a!

Announcer: The Goombahs. Television at its finest. And its most Italian.

Only on Showtime. Sandwiched between that black show and Team.


Submitted by: Tony DuMont


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