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  Season 25: Episode 16


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April 8th, 2000

Christopher Walken

Christina Aguilera

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Dana Carvey

J. Mascis

Phil Hyms

Tina Fey

Father & Son Bush
Summary: George Bush (Dana Carvey) gives fatherly advice to George W. Bush (Will Ferrell).

Recurring Characters: George Bush, George W. Bush.

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Montage


Christopher Walken's Monologue
Also Hosted: 89k, 92d, 95j, 00t, 02m.

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Behind The Music: Blue Oyster Cult
Summary: As the members of Blue Oyster Cult record "(Don't) Fear The Reaper", manager Bruce Dickinson (Christopher Walken) informs them that he wants to hear more cowbell.

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Elian, The Cuban Boy!
Recurring Characters: Elian Gonzalez, Janet Reno, Fidel Castro.

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The Continental
Summary: The Continental (Christopher Walken) attempts to put the moves on a neighbor woman who has stopped by to retrieve her mail.

Recurring Characters: The Continental.

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Viagra
Summary: Exasperated wives aren't too thrilled with their unappealing husbands' newfound sexual energy.

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Jenny Jones
Summary: An excitable audience member (Christopher Walken) expresses his thoughts on Jenny Jones' (Racel Dratch) guests.

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Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
Recurring Characters: Jacob Silj.

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Christina Aguilera performs "I Turn To You"
Also Performed: 02o, 06e.

Also Hosted: 03m.


The Census
Summary: Census taker (Tim Meadows) endures strange encounter with Mr. Leonard (Christopher Walken) while asking questions.

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Miss Greenwood Hills Beauty Pageant
Summary: Fifty-year old Sally O'Malley (Molly Shannon) participates in a beauty pageant.

Recurring Characters: Sally O'Malley.

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Christina Aguilera performs "At Last" & "What A Girl Wants"


Goodnights
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Dress Rehearsal Cuts

The Angel of Death
Summary: Clad in black, an angel (Christopher Walken) from above can't garner respect from a dying woman (Ana Gasteyer) whose life he's trying to save.

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Fonzie
Summary: Milos Forman's latest bio-pic examines the life of Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli (Christopher Walken).

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