
Saturday Night Live Transcripts

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Season 25: Episode 17

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April 15th, 2000

Tobey Maguire

Sisqo

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Lorne Michaels

Adam McKay

Clarence "Gatemouth" Brown

Steve Buscemi
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The Studio 8-H Rules
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Summary: Tobey Maguire recites the studio's rules to the cast members.

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Tobey Maguire's Monologue
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Summary: Tobey Maguire has to endure the antics of audience member, Keith (Adam McKay), who mistakes him for the movie "Jerry Maguire".

Recurring Characters: Keith.

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Celebrity Jeopardy!
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Summary: Sean Connery (Darrell Hammond) vs. Hilary Swank (Jimmy Fallon) and Keanu Reeves (Tobey Maguire).

Recurring Characters: Alex Trebek, Sean Connery, Keanu Reeves, Ricky Martin, Chad Lowe.

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Burger Castle
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Summary: Nadeen (Cheri Oteri) quiets down customers at Burger Castle by telling them to "Simmer down now!"

Recurring Characters: Nadeen.

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TV Funhouse
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Summary: Rob Smigel has some "Fun With Real Audio".
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Inside The Actor's Studio
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Summary: James Lipton (Will Ferrell) is enamored by former "Saved by the Bell" second banana, Dustin Diamond (Tobey Maguire).

Recurring Characters: James Lipton, Dustin Diamond.

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Attebury Tennis Lesson
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Recurring Characters: Ginger Attebury, Leslie Attebury.
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Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
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Recurring Characters: Angelina Jolie, James Haven Voight, Qrplt*xk, Joy Lipton.
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Sisqo performs "The Thong Song"
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Yoga Class
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Summary: A yoga student (Will Ferrell) fulfills his dream of achieving oral self-gratification.

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Stavenhagen's Pawn Shop
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Summary: A film by Adam McKay.
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Westlink
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Summary: A company so advanced that even they don't know what they do.

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