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  Season 25: Episode 17


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April 15th, 2000

Tobey Maguire

Sisqo

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Lorne Michaels

Adam McKay

Clarence "Gatemouth" Brown

Steve Buscemi

The Studio 8-H Rules
Summary: Tobey Maguire recites the studio's rules to the cast members.

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Montage


Tobey Maguire's Monologue
Summary: Tobey Maguire has to endure the antics of audience member, Keith (Adam McKay), who mistakes him for the movie "Jerry Maguire".

Recurring Characters: Keith.

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Celebrity Jeopardy!
Summary: Sean Connery (Darrell Hammond) vs. Hilary Swank (Jimmy Fallon) and Keanu Reeves (Tobey Maguire).

Recurring Characters: Alex Trebek, Sean Connery, Keanu Reeves, Ricky Martin, Chad Lowe.

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Burger Castle
Summary: Nadeen (Cheri Oteri) quiets down customers at Burger Castle by telling them to "Simmer down now!"

Recurring Characters: Nadeen.

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TV Funhouse
Summary: Rob Smigel has some "Fun With Real Audio".


Inside The Actor's Studio
Summary: James Lipton (Will Ferrell) is enamored by former "Saved by the Bell" second banana, Dustin Diamond (Tobey Maguire).

Recurring Characters: James Lipton, Dustin Diamond.

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Attebury Tennis Lesson
Recurring Characters: Ginger Attebury, Leslie Attebury.


Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
Recurring Characters: Angelina Jolie, James Haven Voight, Qrplt*xk, Joy Lipton.


Sisqo performs "The Thong Song"


Yoga Class
Summary: A yoga student (Will Ferrell) fulfills his dream of achieving oral self-gratification.

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Stavenhagen's Pawn Shop
Summary: A film by Adam McKay.


Porno Magazines


Westlink
Summary: A company so advanced that even they don't know what they do.

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Goodnights
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