Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 25: Episode 18
May 6th, 2000
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire: Celebrity Edition
: Celebrities vie for the million dollar grand prize.
: Regis Philbin, Emeril Lagasse, Kathie Lee Gifford, Rosie O'Donnell, Lance Bass.
John Goodman's Monologue
Platinum Mach 14
: The 14-bladed razor gives the closest shave since 1975's revolutionary Triple-Trac.
Wanna Be a VJ 3
: Carson Daly.
The Office Skank
: Adele (Cheri Oteri), the office skank, flirts with her co-workers in the break room and drops sexual innuendos.
: Rob Smigel explores the life of a catchphrase.
The Christopher Lowell Show
: Christopher Lowell (Chris Kattan) and his fey panel of experts give foppish decorating tips.
Neil Young performs "Razor Love"
Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
: President Bill Clinton.
Rock & Roll Paradise
The Bloder Brothers
: Bloder brothers Kip (Jimmy Fallon) and Wayne (Chris Parnell) are pulled over for a DUI.
: Kip Bloder, Wayne Bloder.
Neil Young performs "Silver & Gold"
: THe appliance pirates use to test the validity of gold coins.