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  Season 25: Episode 18

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May 6th, 2000

John Goodman

Neil Young


Kevin Brennan

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire: Celebrity Edition
Summary: Celebrities vie for the million dollar grand prize.

Recurring Characters: Regis Philbin, Emeril Lagasse, Kathie Lee Gifford, Rosie O'Donnell, Lance Bass.



John Goodman's Monologue

Platinum Mach 14
Summary: The 14-bladed razor gives the closest shave since 1975's revolutionary Triple-Trac.

Wanna Be a VJ 3
Recurring Characters: Carson Daly.

The Office Skank
Summary: Adele (Cheri Oteri), the office skank, flirts with her co-workers in the break room and drops sexual innuendos.


TV Funhouse
Summary: Rob Smigel explores the life of a catchphrase.

The Christopher Lowell Show
Summary: Christopher Lowell (Chris Kattan) and his fey panel of experts give foppish decorating tips.


Neil Young performs "Razor Love"

Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.

Rock & Roll Paradise

The Bloder Brothers
Summary: Bloder brothers Kip (Jimmy Fallon) and Wayne (Chris Parnell) are pulled over for a DUI.

Recurring Characters: Kip Bloder, Wayne Bloder.


Neil Young performs "Silver & Gold"

Summary: THe appliance pirates use to test the validity of gold coins.


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