Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 25: Episode 19


This free script provided by http://javascriptkit.com












Air Date:

Host:

Musical Guest:

Special Guests:

Cameos:


May 13th, 2000

Britney Spears

Britney Spears

None

Sarah Michelle Geller

Cheri Oteri's mother

Guiliani's Press Conference
Summary: Hillary Clinton (Ana Gasteyer) speaks out in favor of Mayor Rudolph Guiliani's (Darrell Hammond) extramarital affair.

Recurring Characters: Mayor Rudolph Guiliani, Hillary Clinton.

Transcript


Montage


Britney Spears' Monologue
Summary: Britney Spears denies rumors that she lip-syncs and has breast implants.

Also Hosted: 01l.

Transcript


Gap Fat
Summary: A fat dancer (Horatio Sanz) leads other fat dancers in a musical campaign for the Gap's new XXL wear collection.

Transcript


Morning Latte
Summary: Tom Wilkins (Will Ferrell) and a hoarse Cass van Rye (Cheri Oteri) interview Mickey Mouse Club reject Dawn Paslowsky (Britney Spears).

Recurring Characters: Tom Wilkins, Cass van Rye.

Transcript


Boston Teens
Summary: Sully (Jimmy Fallon) and Denise (Rachel Dratch) joke around with the milk maiden (Britney Spears) at a coloniel museum.

Recurring Characters: Sully, Denise, Frank.

Transcript


TV Funhouse
Summary: In a Rob Smigel cartoon, The Ambiguously Gay Duo foil a Big Head plot at the NBA Finals.

Transcript


Woodrow
Summary: Britney Spears enjoys a romantic moment in the sewer with Woodrow the homeless bum (Tracy Morgan).

Recurring Characters: Woodrow.

Transcript


Britney Spears performs "Oops!...I Did It Again"
Also Performed: 01l, 03c.


Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
Summary: A shy Chris Parnell raps about his dream date with Britney Spears.

Recurring Characters: James Haven Voight, Angelina Jolie, Qrplt*xk.

Transcript


The DeMarco Brothers
Summary: Brothers Kyle (Chris Kattan) and Sean DeMarco (Chris Parnell) perform bad dance moves while auditioning for Britney Spears.

Recurring Characters: Kyle DeMarco, Sean DeMarco.

Transcript


America's Worst Moments
Summary: From Elian Gonzalez to Oliver North, America's worst moments are commemorated on a series of decorative plates.

Transcript


Deandra Wells Comeback Tour
Summary: Diva Deandra Wells (Ana Gasteyer) mocks the members of her back-up band (Will Ferrell, Chris Parnell, Horatio Sanz) during her big comeback tour.

Recurring Characters: Deandra Wells, Gordon Davis, Alan "Sticks" McRae, Donny Gordon.

Transcript


Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor
Note: Repeat from 02/05/00.


Britney Spears performs "Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know"


Goodnights
Transcript







SNL Transcripts