Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos:

May 13th, 2000 Britney Spears Britney Spears None Sarah Michelle Geller Cheri Oteri's mother

Guiliani's Press Conference

Summary: Hillary Clinton (Ana Gasteyer) speaks out in favor of Mayor Rudolph Guiliani's (Darrell Hammond) extramarital affair. Recurring Characters: Mayor Rudolph Guiliani, Hillary Clinton. Transcript

Montage

Britney Spears' Monologue

Summary: Britney Spears denies rumors that she lip-syncs and has breast implants. Also Hosted: 01l. Transcript

Gap Fat

Summary: A fat dancer (Horatio Sanz) leads other fat dancers in a musical campaign for the Gap's new XXL wear collection. Transcript

Morning Latte

Summary: Tom Wilkins (Will Ferrell) and a hoarse Cass van Rye (Cheri Oteri) interview Mickey Mouse Club reject Dawn Paslowsky (Britney Spears). Recurring Characters: Tom Wilkins, Cass van Rye. Transcript

Boston Teens

Summary: Sully (Jimmy Fallon) and Denise (Rachel Dratch) joke around with the milk maiden (Britney Spears) at a coloniel museum. Recurring Characters: Sully, Denise, Frank. Transcript

TV Funhouse

Summary: In a Rob Smigel cartoon, The Ambiguously Gay Duo foil a Big Head plot at the NBA Finals. Transcript

Woodrow

Summary: Britney Spears enjoys a romantic moment in the sewer with Woodrow the homeless bum (Tracy Morgan). Recurring Characters: Woodrow. Transcript

Britney Spears performs "Oops!...I Did It Again"

Also Performed: 01l, 03c.

Weekend Update with Colin Quinn

Summary: A shy Chris Parnell raps about his dream date with Britney Spears. Recurring Characters: James Haven Voight, Angelina Jolie, Qrplt*xk. Transcript

The DeMarco Brothers

Summary: Brothers Kyle (Chris Kattan) and Sean DeMarco (Chris Parnell) perform bad dance moves while auditioning for Britney Spears. Recurring Characters: Kyle DeMarco, Sean DeMarco. Transcript

America's Worst Moments

Summary: From Elian Gonzalez to Oliver North, America's worst moments are commemorated on a series of decorative plates. Transcript

Deandra Wells Comeback Tour

Summary: Diva Deandra Wells (Ana Gasteyer) mocks the members of her back-up band (Will Ferrell, Chris Parnell, Horatio Sanz) during her big comeback tour. Recurring Characters: Deandra Wells, Gordon Davis, Alan "Sticks" McRae, Donny Gordon. Transcript

Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor

Note: Repeat from 02/05/00.

Britney Spears performs "Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know"

Goodnights

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