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  Season 25: Episode 19




99s: Britney Spears

Gap Fat

Lead Dancer.....Horatio Sanz

[ open on large-sized people dancing, similar to the Gap commercials ]

Female Dancers: Crazy!

Male Dancers: Cool!

Female Dancers: Crazy!

Male Dancers: Go!

[ Lead Dancer enters, and dances around the others ]

Female Dancers: Crazy!

Male Dancers: Cool!

Female Dancers: Crazy!

Male Dancers: Go!

All Dancers: Yeah!!

Lead Dancer: "Just play it cool, boy.. real cool."

[ cut to GapFat graphic ]

[ SUPER: "When you're an XXXL" ]

[ SUPER: "Gap Fat, www.gapfat.com" ]


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