Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos:

May 20th, 2000 Jackie Chan Kid Rock None Sarah Michelle Geller Gina Gershon Florence Henderson Andy Murphy Trey Anastasio

The Ladies Man

Summary: Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) plays a round of "Who Wants To Be My Skank?" Recurring Characters: Leon Phelps. Transcript

Montage

Jackie Chan's Monologue

Summary: Other action film stars challenge Jackie Chan. Recurring Characters: Steven Seagal.

Nick Burns, Your Company Computer Guy

Summary: Nick Burns (Jimmy Fallon) informs the terminal drones that Wang (Jackie Chan) will be filling in for him while he's on vacation. Recurring Characters: Nick Burns. Transcript

The Culps

Summary: Marty (Will Ferrell) and Bobbie (Ana Gasteyer) sing an unusual medley at the school's Rennaissance Festival. Recurring Characters: Marty Culp, Bobbi Mohan-Culp, Senor Franklin. Transcript

TV Funhouse

Summary: Fans interrupt during the filming of Madonna's "American Pie" music video.

The Zimmermanns

Summary: Flirtations run rampant between Josh (Chris Kattan) and Laura Zimmermann (Cheri Oteri) and inter-racial couple Kim (Jackie Chan) and Kim (Molly Shannon) while on a miniature golf course. Recurring Characters: Josh Zimmermann, Laura Zimmermann.

Legends in Concert

Summary: A concert of rock legend impersonators includes Chang Cong Sun's (Jackie Chan) Chinese unconvincing Elvis portrayal.

Weekend Update with Colin Quinn

Kid Rock performs "American Bad Ass"

Pretty Living

Summary: Joyologist Helen Madden (Molly Shannon) shows off her new aerobic lover, Rusty Lao (Jackie Chan). Recurring Characters: Gail Gleeson, Helen Madden.

Calgon

Summary: Laundromat owner (Jackie Chan) protects the secret of Calgon from a nosy customer (Chris Parnell). Transcript

The Men At The Center of the Earth

Summary: Various men from around the globe meet up while digging a series of tunnels below the earth's surface. Transcript

Kid Rock performs "Only God Knows Why"

Goodnights