Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 25: Episode 20
May 20th, 2000
Sarah Michelle Geller
The Ladies Man
: Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) plays a round of "Who Wants To Be My Skank?"
: Leon Phelps.
Jackie Chan's Monologue
: Other action film stars challenge Jackie Chan.
: Steven Seagal.
Nick Burns, Your Company Computer Guy
: Nick Burns (Jimmy Fallon) informs the terminal drones that Wang (Jackie Chan) will be filling in for him while he's on vacation.
: Nick Burns.
: Marty (Will Ferrell) and Bobbie (Ana Gasteyer) sing an unusual medley at the school's Rennaissance Festival.
: Marty Culp, Bobbi Mohan-Culp, Senor Franklin.
: Fans interrupt during the filming of Madonna's "American Pie" music video.
: Flirtations run rampant between Josh (Chris Kattan) and Laura Zimmermann (Cheri Oteri) and inter-racial couple Kim (Jackie Chan) and Kim (Molly Shannon) while on a miniature golf course.
: Josh Zimmermann, Laura Zimmermann.
Legends in Concert
: A concert of rock legend impersonators includes Chang Cong Sun's (Jackie Chan) Chinese unconvincing Elvis portrayal.
Weekend Update with Colin Quinn
Kid Rock performs "American Bad Ass"
: Joyologist Helen Madden (Molly Shannon) shows off her new aerobic lover, Rusty Lao (Jackie Chan).
: Gail Gleeson, Helen Madden.
: Laundromat owner (Jackie Chan) protects the secret of Calgon from a nosy customer (Chris Parnell).
The Men At The Center of the Earth
: Various men from around the globe meet up while digging a series of tunnels below the earth's surface.
Kid Rock performs "Only God Knows Why"