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  Chevy Chase : Cast Member

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Bio: Chevy Chase (1943-) met Lorne Michaels while waiting in line to see "Monty Python & The Holy Grail", and the two became quick friends. Though Lorne hired him to write for SNL, Chevy was more interested in performing on the show. He used the Weekend Update platform as his audition so he could say whatever he felt about the news. Chevy left SNL early in its second season, ostensibly so he could move to California to marry his girlfriend, Jacqueline Carlin. He would return often over the years to host or make surprise guest appearances, but was finally banned from hosting SNL following years of belittling cast members during his visits. His most memorable films include "Foul Play" (1978), "Caddyshack" (1980), "National Lampoon's Vacation" (1983), and "Fletch" (1985).

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Greg Allman's Love Life

Interracial Couple

Racist Word Association Interview

Billy's Call Home

The Elf


Why Drugs Are Called "Dope"

Alcohol & Firearms Don't Mix

40th Birthday

Very White

Understanding Men

The Restaurant

Purina Rat Chow

The Claudine Longet Invitational


The Affair

Hiccuping Eulogist

Marine Corps Commercial Shoot

Peter Lemon Moodring

Foreign Card Playing

National Uvula Association

Fooling Death

Waiting for Pardo


Speak Out for Milk

Mobile Shrink

Paul Simon's Monologue Worries

Pilson's Feedbag Dinners

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