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  David Spade


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David Spade's Therapy Session
Summary: Prior to coming back to Studio 8-H to host "Saturday Night Live," David Spade outlines his fear of success to his therapist, Brad Pitt.

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Accruing Equity & Making Hot, Sweet Love
Summary: Lawrence Greekmont (Will Ferrell) and his guest panelists will discuss the day's financial news after they get down to the real business - talking about making sweet love.

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Bachelor Party
Summary: Shane the Chaperone (David Spade) outlines the ground rules to a group of guys attending a bachelor party.

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Holding Cell
Summary: After being wrongfully jailed, Andrew (Rob Riggle) shares a cell with Spider (David Spade), an obnoxious inmate who talks the talk but never quite walks the walk.

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Stunt Double
Summary: While filming a new action-comedy with Vin Diesel (Horatio Sanz), David Spade learns that his stunt double is a woman (Amy Poehler) who portrays him effeminately.

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UPS Guy
Summary: UPS delivery guy (David Spade) makes awkward banter with an office receptionist (Rachel Dratch) until he works up the nerve to ask her out. Things become more and more awkward after she turns him down.

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Dirtball and Burnout Convention
Summary: Dirtballs and burnouts will get together this weekend for rowdy fun and hijinks.

Recurring Characters: Skeeter.

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