Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Fred Armisen


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Jasper the Parrot
Summary: After a night out, Phoebe (Rachel Dratch) brings her date (Liam Neeson) home to meet her giant parrot, Jasper (Fred Armisen).

Recurring Characters: Phoebe.


Weekend Update with Tina Fey & Amy Poehler
Summary: John Ashcroft (Darrell Hammond) comments on his resignation from the Bush cabinet. College student Doug Stradley (Seth Meyers) makes a late comments on the election. Deaf comic Richie B. (Fred Armisen) insults his interpretor, Marcus (Kenan Thompson), by telling black jokes.

Recurring Characters: John Ashcroft, Richie B, Marcus.

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Rafael Alonzo's I.T.F. Technical Computer Institute
Summary: Rafael (Fred Armisen) teaches simple computer technology.

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Mike & Toni's Chandelier Galaxy
Summary: Buy a chandlier from Mike (Fred Armisen) and Toni (Rachel Dratch) to add that extra touch of class to your mundane daily activities.

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