Summary: Shy Gary (Jon Heder) is set up on a blind date with Julie (Rachel Dratch), who not only records voice greetings for various companies, but speaks in the same monotone when out in public. Transcript
I Love Pie
Summary: During lunch at the office cafeteria, Lisa (Rachel Dratch) checks to see what's available for dessert, then sarcastically leads her co-workers in a song of celebration for the many goodies that might await them. Note: This sketch aired in place of "Butt Pregnancy" when the episode reran on 07/22/06. Transcript
Fairmont Suites Inn
Summary: A traveler (Peter Sarsgaard) suffers through the hotel's televised ad (Rachel Dratch) when he can't find the remote control in his room. Note: Gaffes abound throughout the sketch when the TV picture disappears after Peter Sarsgaard hits it, Peter Sarsgaard and Rachel Dratch laugh consistently, and a stagehand's head can be seen depositing the remote control into the scene. Transcript
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